Okay you guys
I'm gonna
gonna sing you this song
right now
This is a kind of a
a sweet song I
I sing it to my wife
because she let's
me talk about
so many things
in front of you people
And she doesn't
even get mad at me
She's pretty damn cool
So here we go
I met you
20 years ago
and we talked all night
You drank me
under the table
Yeah it was love at
first sight
I knew right
then and there
I'd grow old with you
I said I'd
tell you jokes
whenever you were sad
Make you a mom
if you made me a dad
Oh it's been
so much fun
growing old with you
Oh oh
I love you
foot rub you
Tell you you're the only one
I'm thinking of
Make big
decisions with you
try new positions with you
Even sit and watch
fucking Eat Pray Love
two times in a row
Now when I'm
on a diet
you take away
my potatoes
Say fuck all
those guys
after reading
Rotten Tomatoes
I hope they all die
miserable deaths
as I grow old with you
You scold me
You hold me
Look the other way
when I dress
like a pimp
You cry to me
You lie to me
but only when
you tell me
that the dick
looks big
Now we don't
need a big house
We don't need any money
All we need
is you and me
and Sadie and Sunny
I got everything I want
growing old with you
This goes for all of you
guys here tonight
Thanks for
growing old with
me
Alright y'all
thank you so much
Respect
Rock & roll
I love you too
Let's do it again
some time
Thank you
thank you