IF YOU'RE HAVIN' TROUBLE
WITH THE HIGH-SCHOOL HEAD
HE'S GIVIN' YOU THE BLUES
YOU WANNA GRADUATE
BUT NOT IN HIS BED
HERE'S WHAT YOU GOTTA DO
PICK UP THE PHONE
I'M ALWAYS HOME
CALL ME ANY TIME
JUST RING THREE-SIX
TWO-FOUR, THREE-SIX
HEY, I LEAD A LIFE OF CRIME
DIRTY DEEDS, DONE DIRT CHEAP
DIRTY DEEDS, DONE DIRT CHEAP
DIRTY DEEDS, DONE DIRT CHEAP
DIRTY DEEDS
AND THEY'RE DONE DIRT CHEAP
DIRTY DEEDS
AND THEY'RE DONE DIRT CHEAP
YOU GOT PROBLEMS
IN YOUR LIFE OF LOVE
YOU GOT A BROKEN HEART
HE'S DOUBLE-DEALIN'
WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND
THAT'S WHEN THE
TEARDROPS START, FELLA
PICK UP THE PHONE
I'M HERE ALONE
OR MAKE A SOCIAL CALL
COME RIGHT IN
FORGET 'BOUT HIM
WE'LL HAVE
OURSELVES A BALL, HEY
DIRTY DEEDS, DONE DIRT CHEAP
DIRTY DEEDS, DONE DIRT CHEAP
DIRTY DEEDS, DONE DIRT CHEAP
DIRTY DEEDS
AND THEY'RE DONE DIRT CHEAP
DIRTY DEEDS
AND THEY'RE DONE DIRT CHEAP
IF YOU GOT A LADY
AND YOU WANT HER GONE
BUT YOU AIN'T GOT THE GUTS
SHE KEEPS NAGGIN' AT YOU
NIGHT AND DAY
ENOUGH TO DRIVE YOU NUTS
PICK UP THE PHONE
LEAVE HER ALONE
IT'S TIME YOU MADE A STAND
FOR A FEE, I'M HAPPY TO BE
YOUR BACK-DOOR MAN, HEY
DIRTY DEEDS, DONE DIRT CHEAP
DIRTY DEEDS, DONE DIRT CHEAP
DIRTY DEEDS, DONE DIRT CHEAP
DIRTY DEEDS
AND THEY'RE DONE DIRT CHEAP
DIRTY DEEDS
AND THEY'RE DONE DIRT CHEAP
CONCRETE SHOES
CYANIDE, T.N.T.
DONE DIRT CHEAP
NECK TIES, CONTRACTS
HIGH-VOLTAGE
DONE DIRT CHEAP
DIRTY DEEDS
DO ANYTHIN' YOU WANT ME TO
DONE DIRT CHEAP
DIRTY DEEDS, DIRTY DEEDS
DIRTY DEEDS, DONE DIRT CHEAP
ARGH...