It's the most nonsense time of the year
They gave me a special, they said "It would test well"
As if I had fear
It's the most nonsense time of the year
It's the ho, ho ho iest special of all
The champagne is bubbling
Entendres are doubling
When I deck your halls
It's the ho, ho ho iest special of all
There'll be songs all crescendoing, hot innuendoing
Dancers who flex and keep time
Thеre'll be wit for the smartiеs
And you know the best part is it's all on Netflix's dime
No, seriously, they told me I could have an unlimited budget as
long as I go viral, so I'm gonna break the set just to do it!
It's the most nonsense time of the year
If you're hot and you're young
And your stocking's well hung
By the chimney with care
It's the most nonsense time of the year
There'll be singing and jesting, celebrity guesting
Huge packages under the tree
I'll be playing my bangers with elf doppelgängers
So please, please, please have faith in me
There are comedy specials, and there are music specials,
and there are holiday specials
But who does musical comedy holiday specials?
A lot of people
But do those specials have celebrity guests?
Yes, they do!
Everyone with a musical comedy holiday special does them
with celebrity guests, and this is one of those
There'll be divas so stunning and seasonal punning
And costumes in red and in green
You can watch with your aunties
I might mention panties
But don't fret, it's TV Fourteen
Which means I'm allowed to say "f**k" three times
F**k, just one left
Anyways, here we are
We've arrived at my set, isn't this cute?
It's exactly what my house looked like growing up
A tree, three walls, and a live studio audience
It's the most nonsense time of the year
Well, I've learned all my blocking
So please stuff my stocking with holiday cheer
It's the most nonsense time
Yes, it's the most nonsense time
What's a third really good rhyme?
Of the year