Okay I went to France
to get some new pants
I went to Greece
to get something to eat
I'm hard to please
I'll punch a referee
I bruised my knees
I'm pissin' in the breeze
Okay I saw the beach
I bought a tee
It's hot as deez
it's 100 degrees
Apply the lotion
I'll swim in the ocean
But there was a commotion
I'm sinking
I'm floating with
The TV's tuned to cable
and I'm sleeping
when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud
it hurts my brain
B-brain brain brain
brain brain brain
And the TV's tuned to cable
and I'm sleeping
when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud
it hurts my brain
B-brain brain brain
brain brain brain ugh
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Cheetos Doritos
and Fritos mosquitos
I'm eating burritos
with Danny DeVito
Geez Louise
I'm weak in the knees
I'm joining the circus
I'm going berzerkus
At 7 Eleven
I'm drinking a beverage
I'm lying to strangers
I'm looking for danger
I'm chewing Bazooka
I'm swimming to Cuba
Don't look at Medusa
she'll turn you to stone
Okay I went to France
to get some new pants
I went to Greece
to get something to eat
He said Shit all we
got's Doritos and Fritos
I said Then give me
all of those f-Doritos
and Fritos
Okay I saw a bee
it flew into a screen
I need some sleep
so turn down that TV
He said Shit all we
got's Doritos and Fritos
I said Then give me
all of those f-Doritos
and Fritos
And the TV's tuned to cable
and I'm sleeping
when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud
it hurts my brain
B-brain brain brain
brain brain brain
And the TV's tuned to cable
and I'm sleeping
when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud
it hurts my brain
B-brain brain brain
brain brain brain ugh
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
She'll turn you to stone
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Stop
