HER NAME IS NOELLE
I HAVE A DREAM ABOUT HER
SHE RINGS MY BELL
I GOT GYM CLASS
IN HALF AN HOUR
OH, HOW SHE ROCKS
IN KEDS AND TUBE SOCKS
BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW
WHO I AM
AND SHE DOESN'T GIVE A
DAMN ABOUT ME
'CAUSE I'M JUST A
TEENAGE DIRTBAG, BABY
YEAH, I'M JUST A
TEENAGE DIRTBAG, BABY
LISTEN TO IRON MAIDEN
BABY, WITH ME
HER BOYFRIEND'S A DICK
AND HE BRINGS A GUN TO SCHOOL
AND HE'D SIMPLY KICK
MY ASS IF HE KNEW THE TRUTH
HE LIVES ON MY BLOCK
AND HE DRIVES AN IROC
BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO I AM
AND HE DOESN'T GIVE
A DAMN ABOUT ME
'CAUSE I'M JUST A
TEENAGE DIRTBAG, BABY
YEAH, I'M JUST A
TEENAGE DIRTBAG, BABY
LISTEN TO IRON MAIDEN
BABY, WITH ME
OH, YEAH...
DIRTBAG...
NO, SHE DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT SHE'S MISSIN'
OH, YEAH...
DIRTBAG...
NO, SHE DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT SHE'S MISSING
MAN, I FEEL LIKE MOLD
IT'S PROM NIGHT AND
I AM LONELY
LO AND BEHOLD
SHE'S WALKING OVER TO ME
THIS MUST BE FAKE
MY LIP STARTS TO SHAKE
HOW DOES SHE KNOW
WHO I AM?
AND WHY DOES SHE GIVE A
DAMN ABOUT...
I'VE GOT TWO TICKETS TO
IRON MAIDEN, BABY
COME WITH ME FRIDAY
DON'T SAY MAYBE
I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG
BABY, LIKE YOU
OH, YEAH...
DIRTBAG...
NO, SHE DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT SHE'S MISSIN'
OH, YEAH...
DIRTBAG...
NO, SHE DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT SHE'S MISSIN', YEAH...