Yeah...
A used
pink bathrobe
A rare
mint snow globe
A Smurf
TV tray
I bought on eBay
My house is
filled with this crap
Shows up
in bubble wrap
most every day
What I bought
on eBay
Tell me why
(I need another
pet rock)
Tell me why
(I got that
Alf alarm clock
Tell me why)
I bid on Shatner's
old toupee
They had it on eBay
I'll buy
your knick-knack
Just check
my feedback
"A plus plus"
they all say
They love me
on eBay
Gonna buy
(a slightly damaged
golf bag)
Gonna buy
(Some Beanie Babies,
new with tag,
from some guy)
I've never met
in Norway
Found him on eBay
I am the type who
is liable to snipe you
with two seconds
left to go, woh oh
Got Paypal or Visa,
what ever'll please ya
As long as I've
got the dough...
I'll buy
your tchotchkes
Sell me
your watch, please
I'll buy
(I'll buy, I'll buy,
I'll buy...)
I'm highest
bidder now...
(Junk keeps arriving
in the mail)
(From that worldwide
garage sale)
Dukes Of Hazard
ashtray
Oh yeah
(I bought it on eBay)
Wanna buy
(a Pac Man
Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy
(A case of vintage
tube socks, wanna buy
a Kleenex used by Dr.
Dre) used by Dr. Dre
(Found it on eBay)
Wanna buy
(that Farrah
Fawcet poster)
(Pez dispensers
and a toaster)
(Don't know why
that kind of stuff
you'd throw away
I'll buy on eBay)
What I bought
on eBay