I was lookin' for a cheap car
In the Sunday classifieds
When an ad jumped out
And hit me right between
My bugged out eyes
It was a two-year-old Mercedes
For 700 bucks
I couldn't make my tremblin'
Fingers dial that number
Fast enough
The woman who picked
Up the phone
Said yes it's still for sale
But I've had about
A thousand calls so ya
Better move your tail
When I drove up that
Long driveway with the cash
There in my hands
She met me at the garage
In a short skirt and a tan
When we took it for a test drive
I couldn't believe my luck
She said I'll throw in them
Arnold Palmer golf clubs
There in the trunk
None of this was makin' sense
But then it dawned on me
When she referred to
Her old man
As that cheatin' s.o.b.
It was a classic case of a
Woman scorned
She'll make that man wish
He ain't never been born
She's a forty-somethin' year old
Judge and jury
Hell hath no fury like
Revenge of a middle age woman
So she took me out to breakfast
Put it on his credit card
And by the time they
Poured the coffee
She was pourin' out her heart
Stories of his sneakin' 'round
And sordid escapades
Secretaries waitresses
And bimbos half his age
She said you know
There's one thing I ought to
Thank him for
He ticked me off so much
I put new locks on the doors
It's a classic case of a
Woman scorned
She'll make that man wish
He ain't never been born
She's a forty-somethin' year old
Judge and jury
Hell hath no fury like
Revenge of a middle age woman
Well I believe good wine and
Women get better with time
And if you ask me
That man's a fool
Or else he must be blind
Well I'll never know his motives
Can't get inside his head
But I'm drivin' his Mercedes
And I'm sleepin' in his bed
It's a classic case
Of a woman scorned
She'll make that man wish
He ain't never been born
She's a forty-somethin' year old
Judge and jury
Hell hath no fury like
Revenge of a middle age woman
Revenge of a middle age woman
Spoken I know I ought to feel
Guilt about somethin'
I just can't think of
What it might be