ALL LINED UP
IN A WEDDING GROUP
HERE WE ARE FOR A PHOTOGRAPH
WE'RE ALL DRESSED UP
IN A MORNING SUIT
ALL TRYING NOT TO LAUGH
SINCE THE EARLY
CAVEMAN IN HIS FUR
TOOK A TRIP TO GRETNA GREEN
THERE'S ALWAYS BEEN
A PHOTOGRAPHER
TO RECORD THE HAPPY SCENE...
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WHAT A PICTURE
WHAT A PHOTOGRAPH
POOR OLD SOUL
BLIMEY, WHAT A JOKE
HAT BLOWN OFF
IN A CLOUD OF SMOKE
CLAP HANDS
STAMP YOUR FEET
BANGIN' ON THE
BIG BASS DRUM
WHAT A PICTURE
WHAT A PICTURE
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THE SAME THING
HAPPENED LONG AGO
WHEN MAN WAS IN HIS PRIME
AND WHAT WENT ON
WE ONLY KNOW FROM THE
SNAPS HE TOOK AT THE TIME
WHEN ADAM AND EVE
IN THEIR BIRTHDAY SUIT
DECIDED TO GET WED
AS ADAM WAS ABOUT TO
TASTE THE FRUIT THE MAN
WITH THE CAMERA SAID...
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POOR OLD EVE
THERE WITH NOTHING ON
FACE ALL RED
AND HER FIG LEAF GONE
CLAP HANDS
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BANGIN' ON THE
BIG BASS DRUM
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WHAT A PICTURE
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YOU'VE READ IT IN A FOLIO
OR SEEN IT IN
A SHAKESPEARE PLAY
HOW JULIET FELL FOR ROMEO
IN THE MERRY MONTH OF MAY
AND AS HE CLIMBED
THE ORCHARD WALL
TO REACH HIS LADY FAIR
AS HE TUMBLED SHE BEGAN
TO BAWL AS HE
TRAVELLED THROUGH THE AIR...
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WHAT A PICTURE
WHAT A PHOTOGRAPH
POOR YOUNG CHAP
WHAT A NIGHT HE SPENT
TIGHTS ALL TORN
AND HIS RAPIER BENT
CLAP HANDS
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BANGIN' ON THE
BIG BASS DRUM
WHAT A PICTURE
WHAT A PICTURE
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WHAT A PICTURE, CLICK
WHAT A PICTURE
WHAT A PHOTOGRAPH
POOR YOUNG CHAP
WHAT A NIGHT HE SPENT
TIGHTS ALL TORN
AND HIS RAPIER BENT
CLAP HANDS
STAMP YOUR FEET
BANGIN' ON THE
BIG BASS DRUM
WHAT A PICTURE
WHAT A PICTURE
UM-TIDDLY-UM
PUM-PUM-PUM-PUM
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