Laugh when he jokes
Slap him when
he chokes
It's time to give up
the smokes
And oh when he cries
don't wipe his eyes
Take the wine from
the swine and remind
him of his crimes
Oh in another world
Yeah he could
wear a dress
Oh in another world
Yeah he could
wear a dress
Imagine his surprise
when he opened
his eyes
And I'd ran
the lawnmower
over his thighs
Imagine the disturbance
at the time of
the occurance
When his life
became a burden
We laughed at his cries
Oh in another world
Yeah he could
wear a dress
Oh in another world
Yeah he could
wear a dress
Welcome to the cheap
seats, welcome to the
cheap seats, welcome to
the cheap seats
Welcome to the cheap
seats, welcome to the
cheap seats, welcome to
the cheap seats
Where your life's seen
through your spectacles
Oh... in
another world
Yeah he could
wear a dress
Oh... in
another world
Yeah he could
wear a dress
Oh... in
another world
Yeah he could
wear a dress
Oh... in
another world
Yeah he could
wear a dress