I've met someone that
makes me feel seasick
Oh what a skill to have
Oh what a skill to have
So many skills that
make her distinctive
But they're not
mine to have
No they're not mine
Whenever she looks
I read the nearest paper
Though I don't care
about the soaps
No I don't care
about the soaps
Though I'm acting
like I'm in
an EastEnders episode
If this is a rom-com
kill the director
If this is a rom-com
kill the director please
Carrots help us see
much better in the dark
Don't talk to girls
they'll break your heart
And this is my head
and this is my spout
and they work together
they can't figure
anything out
So with the angst
of a teenage band
here's another song
about a gender
I'll never understand
Here's another song
about a gender I'll
never understand
If this is a rom-com
kill the director
If this is a rom-com
kill the director
If this is a rom-com
kill the director please
This is no
Bridget Jones
This is no
Bridget Bridget
This is no
Bridget Jones
This is no
Bridget Bridget
This is no
Bridget Jones
This is no
Bridget Bridget
This is no
Bridget Jones
This is no
Bridget Bridget
This is no
Bridget Jones
This is no
Bridget Bridget
This is no
Bridget Jones
This is no
Bridget Bridget
This is no
Bridget Jones
This is no
Bridget Bridget Jones