'SCUSE ME, GIRL
I KNOW IT'S A BIT
EMBARRASSIN' BUT I JUST
NOTICED SOME TAN LINES
ON YOUR SHIRT
SEE, I RECKON YOU'RE ABOUT
AN EIGHT OR A NINE
MAYBE EVEN NINE AND A HALF
IN FOUR BEERS TIME
THAT BLUE TOPSHOP TOP
YOU'VE GOT ON IS NICE
BIT TOO MUCH FAKE TAN THOUGH
BUT YEAH, YOU SCORE HIGH
BUT THERE'S
JUST ONE LITTLE THING
THAT'S REALLY, REALLY
REALLY, REALLY ANNOYIN' ME
ABOUT YOU, YOU SEE
YEAH, YEAH
LIKE I SAID, YOU ARE REALLY FIT
BUT MY GOSH
DON'T YOU JUST KNOW IT
I'M NOT TRYIN' TO PULL YOU
EVEN THOUGH I WOULD LIKE TO
I THINK YOU ARE REALLY FIT
YOU'RE FIT, BUT MY GOSH
DON'T YOU KNOW IT
SO, WHEN I LOOKED AT YOU
STANDIN' THERE
WITH YOUR HOARD
I WAS WAITIN' IN THE QUEUE
LOOKIN' AT THE BOARD
WONDERIN' WHETHER
TO HAVE A BURGER OR CHIPS
OR WHAT THE SHRAPNEL IN
MY BACK POCKET COULD AFFORD
WHEN I NOTICED OUT
THE CORNER OF MY EYE
LOOKIN' TOWARD
MY DIRECTION, YOUR EYES
LOCKED ON MY COURSE
I COULDN'T CONCENTRATE ON
WHAT I WANTED TO ORDER
WHICH LOST ME
MY PLACE IN THE QUEUE
I WAITED FOR, YEAH
I'M NOT TRYIN' TO PULL YOU
EVEN THOUGH I WOULD LIKE TO
I THINK YOU ARE REALLY FIT
YOU'RE FIT, BUT MY GOSH
DON'T YOU KNOW IT
WOAH... ARE YOU SMOKIN'
CRACK OR SOMETHIN'
WE CANNOT HAVE
THAT BEHAVIOUR
IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT
DON'T TOUCH ME
DON'T TOUCH ME
DON'T, LOOK I'M ALRIGHT
DON'T TOUCH ME
FOR A WHILE THERE
I WAS THINKIN'
YEAH, BUT WHAT IF
PICTURIN' MYSELF PULLIN'
WITH BARE WHITE-HOT WIT
SNARIN' YOU, AS YOU WERE
STANDIN' THERE OPPOSITE
WHETHER OR NOT YOU KNEW IT
I SWEAR YOU DIDN'T TICK
AND WHEN THAT
BLOKE IN THE WHITE
BEHIND US LOT QUEUIN'
WAS CLOCKIN' ONTO YOU TOO
YEAH, I HAD TO ADMIT
THAT YEAH, YEAH, YOU ARE FIT
AND YEAH, I DO WANT IT
BUT I STOPPED
SHARKIN' A MINUTE
TO GET CHIPS AND DRINKS
I'M NOT TRYIN' TO PULL YOU
EVEN THOUGH I WOULD LIKE TO
I THINK YOU ARE REALLY FIT
YOU'RE FIT, BUT MY GOSH
DON'T YOU KNOW IT
NOW, I BASHED MY HEAD HARD
EARLIER DUE TO THE BROOM
BUT I AM DIGRESSIN' SLIGHTLY
SO, I'LL CONTINUE
I DIDN'T WANNA BOWL OVER
ALL GEEZER AND RUDE
NOT RUDE LIKE GOOD
BUT JUST RUDE LIKE UNCOUTH
YOU GIRLS THINK YOU CAN
JUST FLIRT AND IT COMES TO YOU
BUT LET ME TELL YOU, SEE
YES, YES
YOU ARE REALLY RUDE
AND RUDE AS IN GOOD
I KNEW THIS AS
YOU STOOD AND QUEUED
BUT I JUST DID NOT WANNA
GIVE THE SATISFACTION TO YOU
I'M NOT TRYIN' TO PULL YOU
EVEN THOUGH I WOULD LIKE TO
I THINK YOU ARE REALLY FIT
YOU'RE FIT, BUT MY GOSH
DON'T YOU KNOW IT
OI!
AND JUST AS YOU STARTED
TO MAKE YOUR BIG ADVANCE
WITH THE MILKSHAKE AND
THAT LITTLE DOUGHNUT IN HAND
I WAS LIKE, NAH, I CAN'T
EVEN THOUGH YOU LOOK GRAND
BUT YOU LOOK SHARP THERE
SMILIN' HARD, SUGGESTIN' AND
GLEAMIN' AWAY WITH YOUR
HEARTY, HEARTY LOOKIN' TAN
BUT I ADMIT THE NEXT BIT
WAS SPANNER TO MY PLAN
YOU WALKED TOWARDS MY PATH
BUT JUST BRUSHED RIGHT PAST
AND INTO THE ARMS OF THAT
F####N' WHITE-SHIRTED MAN
OH... OI!
WHAT DO I GIVE A F##K
I GOT A GIRLFRIEND, ANYWAY
WE'RE ALL A BIT DRUNK
WE'VE HAD A FEW, FAIR PLAY
I GOT THIS STELLA
I BOMBED FROM THAT LAST CAFE
THIS NIGHT'S NOT EVEN BEGUN
YES, YES, OH-YAY
I DID FANCY YOU A BIT THOUGH
YEAH, I MUST SAY
I WOULD RATHER, I HADN'T
MUGGED MYSELF ON DISPLAY
BUT THIS IS JUST ANOTHER CASE
OF FEMALE STOPPIN' PLAY
IN AN OTHERWISE
TOTAL RESULT OF A HOLIDAY
I'M NOT TRYIN' TO PULL YOU
EVEN THOUGH I WOULD LIKE TO
I THINK YOU ARE REALLY FIT
YOU'RE FIT, BUT MY GOSH
DON'T YOU KNOW IT
HA-HA! HUH! HUH! HUH!
YOU'RE FIT, BUT YOU KNOW IT
YOU'RE FIT, BUT YOU KNOW IT
I THINK, I'M GOIN' TO FALL OVER
I THINK, I WAS GOIN' TO FALL O...
F####N' HELL