Hey mister man
in the street
excuse me
Do you have
a few moments
to spare?
Oh yeah
Don't worry
I'm not trying to
sell you anything
you wouldn't want
I'm just a questionnaire
Tell me what you think
about this low-fat diet
shampoo
Do you think it's crunchy,
half-crunchy, or not
crunchy at all?
Put a tick in
the appropriate box
there's nothing to it
Yes/ No/ Don't Know
I Don't Care
I'm only a Questionnaire
only a Questionnaire
Please mister man
in the street
believe me
I'm only doing my job
and I need to know....
Everything about you
take it easy
all you gotta do
Is answer 'yes' or 'no'
Tell me what think
about the Devil and
the deep blue sea
Do you think there's
one true God
a false God or
no God at all?
Put a tick in
the appropriate box
there's nothing to it
Yes/ No/ Don't Know
I Don't Care
I'm only a Questionnaire
Yes/ No/ Don't Know
I Don't Care
I'm only a Questionnaire
only a Questionnaire
Now can you
tell me what you think
about how easy it can
be to buy a gun?
Do you think it's crazy
half crazy or
not crazy at all?
Put a tick in
the appropriate box