Unhappy unhappy
very unhappy
Unhappy unhappy
Very very very very very
Very very unhappy
Oh I debits all da mornin'
An' I credits all da eb'nin
Until dem ledgers be right
(Until dem ledgers be right)
I spend my life accounting
With figures and such
To what is my life amounting
lt figures not much
I have a secret desire
Hiding deep in my soul
lt sets my heart afire
To see me in this role
I wanna be a producer
With a hit show on Broadway
I wanna be a producer
Lunch at Sardi's every day
I wanna be a producer
Sport a top hat and a cane
I wanna be a producer
And drive those
chorus girls insane
I wanna be a producer
And sleep until half past two
I wanna be a producer
And say
You you you-- not you
I wanna be a producer
Wear a tux on op'ning nights
I wanna be a producer
And see my name Leo Bloom
in lights
He wants to be a producer
Sell it girls
Of a great big Broadway smash
Don't forget the balcony!
He wants to be a producer
Every pocket stuffed with cash
He wants to be a producer
Pinch our cheeks 'til we cry
Ouch eek ooh oh ah yes
(...whistle)
He wants to be a producer
With a great big casting couch
I wanna be
He wants to be
I wanna be
He wants to be
I wanna be
the greatest grandest
And most fabulous producer
in the world
He wants to be a producer
He wants to dine
with a duchess
and a duke
I just gotta be a producer
Drink champagne until I puke
Drink champagne 'til he pukes
I wanna be a producer
Show the world
just what I've got
I'm gonna put on shows
That will enthrall 'em
Read my name
in Winchell's column
I wanna be a producer---
'Cause it's everything I'm not
Unhappy unhappy
So unhappy
Very very very very
Very very very very
Sad
I wanna be a producer
Hold everything
What I am I doing here
Mr. Bialystock was right
There is a lot more to me
than there is to me
Stop the world, I wanna get on
I'm gonna be a producer
Sound the horn
and beat the drum
I'm gonna be a producer
Look out Broadway here I come