Well bugger off
you bastards
bugger off
Bugger off
you bastards
bugger off
Like a herd
of bloody swine
who refuse to leave
the trough
You'll get no more
this evening
so you bastards
bugger off
Well you've been
a bloody audience
of mine all the time
has passed
Now don't you all
be letting the door
hit you in the ***
You've been a
splendid audience but
enough is enough
We'd take it
vew kindly
if you'd all just
bugger off
Bugger off
you bastards
bugger off
Bugger off
you bastards
bugger off
Like a herd
of bloody swine
who refuse to leave
the trough
You'll get no more
this evening
so you bastards
bugger off
Praise to barkeeps
and the waitresses
who've been serving
you your beer
They put up with your
noxious breath
and your
stupid drunken leers
Be leaving all your
money on the table
when you go
Tomorrow you'll have
a throbbing head
and nothing else
to show
So bugger off
you bastards
bugger off
Bugger off
you bastards
bugger off
Like a herd
of bloody swine
who refuse to leave
the trough
You'll get no more
this evening
so you bastards
bugger off
Here's to all
the lovely ladies
who might be
waiting for the band
I'm thinking
one of them
might make a
charming one
night stand
So please don't
be offended girls
this songs not meant
for you
And we're happy
to oblige you
when this nasty job
is through
So bugger off
you bastards
bugger off
Bugger off
you bastards
bugger off
Like a herd
of bloody swine
who refuse to leave
the trough
You'll get no more
this evening
so you bastards
bugger off
So now you're
promising the ladies
a night of loving bliss
When dream be told
you're far too drunk
to stand up straight
and ****
So give it up
you bloody sods
you'll not be
getting laid
And the sooner
that you're out
the door the sooner
we'll be paid
Bugger off
you bastards
bugger off
Bugger off
you bastards
bugger off
Like a herd
of bloody swine
who refuse to leave
the trough
You'll get no more
this evening
so you bastards
bugger off
Well bugger off
you bastards
bugger off
Bugger off
you bastards
bugger off
Like a herd
of bloody swine
who refuse to leave
the trough
You'll get no more
this evening
so you bastards
bugger off
You'll get no more
this evening
so you bastards
bugger off
Peace and love