YOUR SERVANT
YOUR SERVANT
INDEED I'M NOT
YOU SERVANT
ALTHOUGH YOU
GIVE ME LESS THAN
SERVANT'S PAY
I'M A FREE AND
INDEPENDENT
EMPLOYEE
EMPLOYEE
BECAUSE I'M
A WOMAN
YOU THINK LIKE
EVERY WOMAN
I HAVE TO BE A SLAVE
OR CONCUBINE
YOU CONCEITED
SELF-INDULGENT
LIBERTINE
LIBERTINE
HOW I WISH
I CALLED HIM THAT
RIGHT TO HIS FACE
LIBERTINE
AND WHILE WE'RE ON
THE SUBJECT SIRE
THERE ARE CERTAIN
GOINGS ON
AROUND THIS PLACE
THAT I WISH TO
TELL YOU I DO
NOT ADMIRE
I DO NOT LIKE
POLYGAMY
OR EVEN
MODERATE BIGAMY
I REALIZE
THAT IN YOUR EYES
THAT CLEARLY MAKES
A PRIG O' ME
BUT I AM FROM
A CIVILIZED LAND
CALLED WALES
WHERE MEN LIKE YOU
ARE KEPT
IN COUNTY JAILS
IN YOUR PURSUIT
OF PLEASURE YOU
HAVE MISTRESSES
WHO TREASURE YOU
THEY HAVE NO KEN
OF OTHER MEN
BESIDE WHOM THEY
CAN MEASURE YOU
A FLOCK OF SHEEP
AND YOU'RE THE
ONLY RAM
NO WONDER YOU'RE
THE WONDER OF SIAM
OH DEAR
I'M RATHER GLAD
I DIDN'T SAY THAT
NOT WITH THE WOMEN
RIGHT THERE
AND THE CHILDREN
THE CHILDREN
THE CHILDREN
I'LL NOT FORGET
THE CHILDREN
NO MATTER
WHERE I GO
I'LL ALWAYS SEE
THOSE LITTLE FACES
LOOKING UP AT ME
YOUR MAJESTY
SHALL IT TELL YOU
WHAT I THINK OF YOU
YOU'RE SPOILED
YOU'RE A
CONSCIENTIOUS
WORKER
BUT YOUR SPOILED
GIVING CREDIT
WHERE IT'S DUE
THERE IS MUCH I
LIKE IN YOU
BUT IT'S ALSO
VERY TRUE
THAT YOUR SPOILED
EVERYBODY'S
ALWAYS BOWING TO
THE KING
EVERYBODY HAS
TO GROVEL
TO THE KING
BY YOUR BUDDHA
YOU ARE BLESSED
BY YOUR LADIES
YOU'RE CARESSED
BUT THE ONE
WHO LOVES YOU BEST
IS THE KING
ALL THAT BOWING
AND KOW-TOWING
TO REMIND YOU OF
YOUR ROYALTY
I FIND A MOST
DISGUSTING
EXHIBITION
I WOULDN'T ASK
A SIAMESE CAT
TO DEMONSTRATE
HIS LOYALTY
BY TAKING THAT
RIDICULOUS
POSITION
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
IT IF YOU WERE A MAN
PLAYING THE PART
OF A TOAD
CRAWLING AROUND
ON YOUR
ELBOWS AND KNEES
EATING THE DUST OF
THE ROAD
TOADS
TOADS
ALL OF YOUR PEOPLE
ARE TOADS
YES YOUR MAJESTY
NO YOUR MAJESTY
TELL US HOW LOW TO
GO YOUR MAJESTY
MAKE SOME MORE
DECREES
YOUR MAJESTY
DON'T LET US UP
OFF OUT KNEES
YOUR MAJESTY
GIVE US A KICK IF
YOU PLEASE YOUR
MAJESTY
GIVE US A KICK IF
YOU WOULD YOUR
MAJESTY
OH
THAT WAS GOOD
YOUR MAJESTY