AND IRONY IS OKAY
I SUPPOSE CULTURE IS TO BLAME
YOU TRY AND MASK YOUR PAIN
IN THE MOST POST-MODERN WAY
YOU LACK SUBSTANCE
WHEN YOU SAY
SOMETHIN' LIKE
OH, WHAT A SHAME
IT'S JUST A
SELF-REFERENTIAL WAY
THAT STOPS YOU
HAVIN' TO BE HUMAN
I'M ASSUMIN' YOU'LL BALLOON
WHEN YOU REMOVE
THE DIRTY SPOON
AND START CONSUMIN'
LIKE A HUMAN
THAT'S WHAT I AM ASSUMIN'
I'M SURE THAT YOU'RE
NOT JUST ANOTHER GIRL
I'M SURE THAT YOU'RE
GONNA SAY THAT I WAS SEXIST
I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE
RUNNIN' OUT OF ALL THE THINGS
I LIKED YOU FOR
WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS
WHEN WE ARE LOVERS
'CAUSE IT ALWAYS ENDS
WITH US HATIN' EACH OTHER
INSTEAD OF CALLIN' ME OUT
YOU SHOULD BE PULLIN' ME IN
I'VE JUST GOT
ONE MORE THING TO SAY
AND WHY WOULD YOU BELIEVE
YOU COULD CONTROL
HOW YOU'RE PERCEIVED
WHEN AT YOUR BEST
YOU'RE INTERMEDIATELY
VERSED IN YOUR OWN FEELIN'S
KEEP ON PUTTIN' OFF CONCEIVIN'
IT'S ONLY YOU
THAT YOU'RE DECEIVIN'
OH, DON'T HAVE A CHILD
DON'T CRAMP YOUR STYLE
I'LL LEAVE IT
WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS
WHEN WE ARE LOVERS
'CAUSE IT ALWAYS ENDS
WITH US HATIN' EACH OTHER
INSTEAD OF CALLIN' ME OUT
YOU SHOULD BE PULLIN' ME IN
I'VE JUST GOT
ONE MORE THING TO SAY
I'M JUST PISSED OFF
BECAUSE YOU PIED ME OFF
AFTER YOUR SHOW
WHEN YOU LET GO OF MY HAND
IN FRONT OF SOME SKET
WHO WANTS TO BITCH ON YOU