I COULDN'T TAKE
MY EYES OFF HIM
WHEN HE WALKED
INTO THE ROOM
EACH STEP HE TOOK
WAS A TOO COOL
SWAGGER WEARIN'
PLEATHER PANTS
AND POLYESTER
SHIRT UNDONE HALF
DOWN TO HIS NAVAL
COME HITHER LOOK AS
HE STROLLED TO MY
TABLE
HE USED A LINE I
HADN'T HEARD BEFORE
HE SAID I LOST MY
NUMBER CAN I
HAVE YOURS
HE REALLY THINKS
HE'S GOT IT
GOIN' ON
HE REALLY THINKS
HE'S GOT IT WHAT
A WOMEN WANT
HE PROBABLY WAS
A LOOKER IN HIS
YOUNGER DAYS
NOW HE'S A WALKIN'
TALKIN' MID-LIFE
CRISIS CLICHE
HE REALLY THINKS
HE'S GOT IT
BUT HE DON'T GET IT
I DIDN'T GIVE HIM
A REASON
BUT HE SAT DOWN
ANYWAY
I WAS POLITE LIKE
I MOSTLY AM
RIGHT UP UNTIL
I FELT HIS HAND
RUN UP MY THIGH
AND GIVE IT A PAT
SO I POURED MY
BUDWEISER ALL
IN HIS LAP
AND I SAID MAN WHAT'S
THE MATTER WITH YOU
I BET YOU'VE TASTED
PEPPER SPRAY A TIME
OR TWO
HE REALLY THINKS
HE'S GOT IT
GOIN' ON
HE REALLY THINKS
HE'S GOT IT
WHAT A WOMEN WANT
HE PROBABLY WAS
A LOOKER IN HIS
YOUNGER DAYS
NOW HE'S A WALKIN'
TALKIN' MID-LIFE
CRISIS CLICHE
HE REALLY THINKS
HE'S GOT IT
BUT HE DON'T
GET IT
4 BAR BREAK
WHY CAN'T A GIRL
JUST GO HAVE A GOOD
TIME WITHOUT
FIGHTIN' OFF
MISTER NINETEEN
SEVENTY-NINE
HE REALLY THINKS
HE'S GOT IT GOIN' ON
HE REALLY
THINKS HE'S GOT IT
WHAT A WOMEN WANT
HE PROBABLY WAS
A LOOKER IN HIS
YOUNGER DAYS
NOW HE'S A WALKIN'
TALKIN' MID-LIFE
CRISIS CLICHE
HE REALLY THINKS
HE'S GOT IT
HE REALLY THINKS
HE'S GOT IT
BUT HE DON'T GET IT