A-LONG DISTANCE
DIRECTORY
ASSISTANCE
AREA CODE
TWO-ONE-TWO
I SAY HEY A-MON
THIS IS MISTER
RHYTHM AND BLUES
HE SAID HELLO
AND PUT ME ON HOLD
TO SAY THE LEAST
THE CAT WAS COLD
HE SAID
A-DON'T CALL US
CHILD WE'LL CALL YOU
YEAH
I SAY
YOU GOT MY NUMBER
HE SAID YEAH
I GOT IT WHEN YOU
WALKED IN THE DOOR
A-DON'T CALL US
WE'LL CALL YOU
A-DON'T CALL US
WE'LL CALL YOU
OH YEAH
HEY SAY
WAIT A MINUTE
LET ME SAY IT
I GOT YOUR NAME
FROM A
FRIEND OF A FRIEND
WHO SAID HE USED
TO WORK WITH YOU
DO YOU REMEMBER
THE ALL-NIGHT
CREATURE
FROM STEREO
NINETY-TWO
YEAH I SAID
COULD YOU RELATE
TO OUR
QUARTER-TRACK TAPE
YOU KNOW THE BAND
PERFORMS IN THE NUDE
HE SAID UH-UH
DON'T CALL US CHILD
WE'LL CALL YOU
WOO YEAH
WELL LISTEN KID
YOU PAID FOR THE CALL
YOU AIN'T BAD
BUT WE HEARD IT
ALL BEFORE
YEAH IT-A SOUNDS LIKE-A
JOHN PAUL AND GEORGE
TRY IT WHEN
YOU AIN'T HOME
ANYWAY
WE CUT A HIT
AND WE TOURED A BIT
WITH THE SONG HE SAID
HE COULDN'T USE
AND NOW HE CALLS
AND BEGS AND CRAWLS
IT'S TELEPHONE
DEJA VU
WE GOT
PERCENTAGE POINTS
AND LOUSY JOINTS
AND ALL THE GLITTER
WE CAN USE
MAMA SO HUH
DON'T CALL US
NOW WE'LL CALL YOU
WOO
YOU MAY
HEAR THIS ONE TOO
BEFORE I SAY
YOU KNOW
I SAID LISTEN KID
YOU PAID FOR THE CALL
HEY WELL YOU AIN'T BAD
BUT I HEARD IT
ALL BEFORE
UH I SAID YOU COULD
LET 'EM ALL STAY
I DIDN'T SAY
IN MY BED HUH
WE'LL CALL YOU
A-DON'T CALL US
A-DON'T CALL US
WE'LL CALL YOU
A-DON'T CALL US
WE'LL CALL YOU