Two pints of lager
and a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager
and a packet of crisps please
I'll have two pints of lager
and a packet of crisps please
I'll have some pickled onions
and a little bit of cheese
please thank you
I'll have two pints of lager
and a packet of crisps please
Ugh, two pints of lager
and a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager
and a packet of crisps please
An' I've got all the right money
an' all that please thank you
Oi!, two pints of lager
and a packet of crisps please
Hey, two pints of lager
and a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager
and a packet of crisps please
I've been here half hour
and I'm getting very thirsty
Two pints of lager
and a packet of crisps please
Over 'ere!
Oi!, two pints of lager
and a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager
and a packet of crisps please
why won't you serve me?
Two pints of lager
and a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager
and a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager
listen I'm getting
impatient John
Two pints of lager
and a packet of crisps
Two pints of lager
and a packet of crisps
Two pints of lager
and a packet
I want a packet of crisps!!!