Oh you nearly drove me cuckoo,
Your worse than
Hannibal Lecter,
Charlie Manson,
Freddie Krueger,
Why are we still together,
You mean 'till death do us part,
I mean like cyanide
strangulation
or an axe to your head,
It was lucky for us
I turned the radio on,
They say that music
soothes the savage beast,
Ooh there was something
in that voice that stopped
me sitting there,
The two of us would
surely have ended up dead
You stopped us
from killing each other
You'll never know
That you saved our lives,
I've never thrown
my knickers at you,
You made me hate
each others guts,
Still wanna poison your pizza,
And I still wanna
cut off your nuts,
I tied the phone line
round your neck,
Well that'll be the arsenic,
making you sick,
You were about to
drive me over
the edge of a cliff,
As I tried to jump out
I knocked the stereo on,
You changed your mind
and then slammed on the brake,
It was lucky for us
we bought his greatest hits,
You stopped us
from killing each other
You'll never know
That you saved our lives,
I've never thrown
my knickers at you,
I've lost the urge
to break your neck,
Delilah stopped me hating you
and wishing you dead,
Oh I used to call you Satan,
But now you
call me your Delilah,
I'm just the way I want it now,
Just in case we ever get
tired of his voice
I know The Mafia,
Godzilla, King Kong,
And I know an atom bomb
that's going for a song
You stopped us
from killing each other
You'll never know
That you saved our lives,
I've never thrown
my knickers at you,
You stopped us
from killing each other
You'll never know
That you saved our lives,
I've never thrown
my knickers at you,