Welcome to the house
to the Haus of Holbein
Ja
Ooh ja
Das ist gut
Ooh ja
Ja
The Haus of Holbein
Hans Holbein goes around the world
painting all of the beautiful girls
from Spain to France
and Germany
The King chooses one
but which one will it be
You bring the corsets
we'll bring the cinches
No one wants a waist over nine inches
So what the makeup contains lead poison
At least your complexion
will bring all the boys in
Ignore the fear and you'll be fine
we'll turn this vier into a nine
So just say ja and don't say nein
'Cause now you're in the house
in the Haus of Holbein
Ja
Ooh ja
Das ist gut ooh ja
Ja
The Haus of Holbein
We must make sure
the princesses look great
when their time comes
for a Holbein portrait
We know what all
the best inventions are
to hold everything up
Ja it's wunderbar
For blonder hair
then you just add
a magical ingredient
from your bladder
Try these heels
so high it's naughty
but we cannot guarantee
that you'll still walk at forty
Ignore the fear and you'll be fine
we'll turn this vier into a nine
So just say ja and don't say nein
'Cause now you're in the house
in the Haus of Holbein
Ooh ja
Das ist gut
Ooh ja
Ja
The Haus of Holbein