STAYED OUT ABOUT
TWO HOURS TOO LATE
AND NOW IT'S HARD
GETTIN' OUT OF THIS BED
MAN MY BOYFRIEND
WAS A PAIN IN THE BUTT
LAST NIGHT
NOW HE'S AN ACHE
IN MY HEAD
STUBBED MY TOE
ON THE DRESSER
AND I GUESS
IT'S TOO LATE TO SHOWER
AND DO MY HAIR
YEAH EH
YEAH
THROW A BALL CAP ON
HELL HALF THE DAY
IS GONE
AND NOTHIN' ELSE
COULD GO WRONG
WHOA OH OH OH OH OH
FIFTY BUCKS IS ALL I GOT
WHEN TIMES ARE TOUGH
IT'S TIME TO SHOP
AND A CREDIT CARD'LL
BUY A LOT
WOAH OH OH OH OH
WHAT'S ANOTHER BILL
TO PAY
IT'S THAT KIND OF DAY
HEY EY EY EY
HEY EY YEAH EH EH EH
YEAH
GOT TWENTY-SIX
MESSAGES
ON MY VOICEMAIL
AND I'VE ONLY CALLED
MY BEST FRIEND BACK
AND I TOLD HER
WHEN IT COMES TO
MY LIFE THESE DAYS
I'M SOMEWHERE
BETWEEN A CRY
AND A LAUGH
SHE SAID MY MOM
JUST CALLED HER
AND SAID I LOOK LIKE
I'VE GAINED
FIVE POUNDS
HOH HOH
SLIP INTO MY FAT JEANS
OVERDOSE
ON MINT ICE-CREAM
TREAT THE DAY
JUST LIKE A DREAM
WOAH OH OH OH OH OH
HOPE I SEE SOMEONE
I KNOW
AND I'LL SMILE
AND PUT ON A SHOW
SAY I GOT SOMEWHERE
TO GO
WOAH OH OH OH OH
EVERYONE'S GOT
SOMETHING TO SAY
IT'S THAT KIND OF DAY
HEY EY EY EY HEY HEY
HEY EY EY YEAH
HEY HEY HEY
4 BAR
BREAK
STANDIN' STILL
ON THE INTERSTATE
AND I SWEAR
SOME OLD LADY JUST
FLIPPED ME THE BIRD
DID SHE JUST
FLIP ME THE BIRD
HOH HOH
IT'S GOTTA GO UP
FROM HERE
TODAY IS GONNA
DISAPPEAR
AND NOTHIN'S
GONNA INTERFERE
WOAH OH OH OH OH OH
GONNA BUY MYSELF
SOME FLOWERS
AND THEN SPEND
A COUPLE HOURS
TALKIN' TO
MY HIGHER POWER
WOAH OH OH OH OH OH
ASK HIM WHY
LIFE'S THIS WAY YEAH
I'M GONNA ASK HIM
WHY MY LIFE'S THIS WAY
THERE'S JUST NO TELLIN'
WHAT HE'S GONNA SAY
OH IT'S THAT KIND OF DAY
YEAH EEH EH EH
HEY HEY HEY
YEAH EH EEH EH EH
HEY YEAH YEAH YEAH EH
HEY YEAH YEAH YEAH
YEAH YEAH
OH HEY HEY HEY