I WAKE UP EACH MORNIN'
AND I'M PROUD
OF WHO I AM
CIGARETTE BREATH
AND A FULL ASHTRAY
AND A CUPBOARD
FULL OF SPAM
I GAMBLED AWAY
A WHOLE WEEK'S PAY
IN HOPES
THAT I'D GET RICH
ONLY TO FIND
ON MONDAY MORNIN'
I'D STILL BE
DIGGIN' A DITCH
HEY AIN'T IT GREAT
TO BE A MAN
YOU KNOW
I'M MY BIGGEST FAN
AND I THANK GOD
FOR MY HIBACHI GRILL
AND COLD BEER IN A CAN
AND I DON'T MIND
NOT HAVIN' MUCH
AS LONG AS I'VE GOT ME
WHEN I LOOK
IN THE MIRROR
I'M THE PRETTIEST THING
I SEE
I SAID LADY FRIENDS
I'VE HAD A LOT
BUT MOST I CAN'T RECALL
BUT THANK YOU
TO MY POLAROID
I GOT PICTURES
OF 'EM ALL
I NEVER TOLD A STORY
OR ONE
THAT WAS EVER TRUE
AND IF I DID
YOU CAN PROBABLY BET
THAT I LIED ABOUT
THAT ONE TOO
HEY AIN'T IT GREAT
TO BE A MAN
YOU KNOW
I'M MY BIGGEST FAN
AND I THANK GOD
FOR MY HIBACHI GRILL
AND COLD BEER IN A CAN
AND I DON'T MIND
NOT HAVIN' MUCH
AS LONG AS I'VE GOT ME
WHEN I LOOK
IN THE MIRROR
I'M THE PRETTIEST THING
I SEE
HEY AIN'T IT GREAT
TO BE A MAN
YOU KNOW
I'M MY BIGGEST FAN
AND I THANK GOD
FOR MY HIBACHI GRILL
AND COLD BEER IN A CAN
AND I DON'T MIND
NOT HAVIN' MUCH
AS LONG AS I'VE GOT ME
WHEN I LOOK
IN THE MIRROR
I'M THE PRETTIEST THING
I SEE
YEAH I'VE SEARCHED
FAR AND WIDE
AND I SEARCHED
SIDE TO SIDE
I'VE LOOKED
ALL AROUND THIS TOWN
AND THERE'S
NOTHIN' BETTER THAN ME