One
Two
A one two
Just who the h*ll do you
think you are
I pay the light bill
in this bar
Hey what you mean
you're gonna cut me off
Just shut up and give me that
beer I bought
I got no idea who
took my keys
Or who put this lipstick
on my cheek
I know I might come off
whiskey-bent
You're probably thinkin' I'm
three sheets to the wind
But I ain't as think as you
drunk I am
Don't pay no mind to this
mountain of crushed-up cans
No I can't say my CBAs
But I can sing you every
song that jukebox plays
And I know I can't
stand or sit
But if I was hammered
Could I dance like this
Might have a cold one
in each hand
But I ain't as think as you
drunk I am
Honey to be honest
I had me a few
And I mighta danced with a
cowgirl or two
I mighta left my left
boot at the bar
You mighta seen me layin'
out in the yard
But I ain't as think as you
drunk I am
Don't pay no mind to this
mountain of crushed-up cans
No I can't say my CBAs
But I can sing you еvery
song that jukebox plays
And I know I can't
stand or sit
But if I was hammerеd
Could I dance like this
Might have a cold one
in each hand
But I ain't as think as you
drunk I am
Well I mighta started
drinkin' at noon
But this honky tonk don't
close 'til 2
And I ain't as think as you
drunk I am
Don't pay no mind to this
mountain of crushed-up cans
No I can't say my CBAs
But I can sing you every
song that jukebox plays
And I know I can't
stand for sh*t
But if I was wasted
Could I dance like this
Might have a cold one
in each hand
But I ain't as think as you
drunk I am
Might have a cold one in
all three hands
But I ain't as think as you
drunk I am
May not be good as
I once was
But I'm as good once
As I ever was