I'M NUMBER ONE
YOU'RE NUMBER TWO
WE'RE CRIMINALS AT LARGE
BUT I'M AT LARGER THAN YOU
I'M NUMBER ONE
YOU'RE NUMBER TWO
I BELIEVE IN EQUALITY
AS LONG AS
YOU GET LESS THAN ME
I'M ONE
YOU'RE ONE
YOU'RE NUMBER TWO
I'M NUMBER TWO
YOU MAY THINK
THAT YOU'RE SMARTER
BUT I'M SMARTERER THAN YOU
I'M NUMBER ONE
YOU'RE NUMBER TWO
YOU'RE LUCKY TO BE
NUMBER TWO
NOT NUMBER THREE
I CAN SEE
BY THE LOOK IN YOUR EYE
YOU WANT TO GET A BIGGER
PIECE OF THE PIE
ONE DAY
YOU'LL GET YOUR CHANCE
BUT IN THE MEANTIME
YOU'VE GOT TO
DANCE, MONKEY, DANCE
REALLY
I HATE DANCING
DO IT
DANCE, MONKEY, DANCE
HA, HA
I'M NUMBER TWO
HE'S NUMBER ONE...
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M WORKING
FOR AN AMPHIBIAN
I'M NUMBER TWO
HE'S NUMBER ONE...
I'M NUMBER ONE
YOU KNOW LIFE'S
GONE TO THE DOGS
WHEN YOUR BOSS IS A FROG
I CAN SEE
IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME
BEFORE HE'S GONE AND
I'M AT THE FRONT OF THE LINE
IT WON'T BE LONG
'TIL I GET MY CHANCE
BUT IN THE MEANTIME
I'VE GOT TO
DANCE, MONKEY, DANCE
DANCE, MONKEY, DANCE
NOW WATCH ME
I'M NUMBER ONE
HE'S NUMBER ONE
YOU'RE NUMBER TWO
I'M NUMBER TWO
AH, THAT'S IT, KID
THERE YOU GO
NOW STEP ASIDE
THIS AIN'T YOUR SHOW
I'M ONE
YOU'RE ONE
I'M NUMBER ONE
YES, WE KNOW
I'M...
HE'S...
NUMBER ONE.....
THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE