I WORK ALL DAY
IN A BREAKNECK RUN
JUST TO COME HOME
TO ANOTHER
PILE OF WORK
TO BE DONE
AND ALL I WANNA DO
IS FLOP ON THE COUCH
AND DIE
BABY COMES IN
HE'S GIVE OUT TOO
I SAY
IT'S PIZZA OR NOTHIN'
AND TRIXIE'S
ALL OUTTA DOG FOOD
I COULD JUST
BREAK RIGHT DOWN
AND CRY
I NEED A VACATION
FROM MY LIFE
ME AND MY HUSBAND
WE NEED A WIFE
SOMEBODY WHOSE
SOLE AMBITION
IS LAUNDRY
I WANNA FALL ASLEEP
ON MY PATIO SWING
WHILE SOMEBODY ELSE
DOES THE DISHES
AND CLEANS
MARIACHIS
COULD STROLL
THROUGH THE YARD
AND PLAY SOFTLY
WOULDN'T EVEN
HAVE TO LEAVE
TWENTY-FIVE
TWENTY-THREE
GENERAL GEORGE
PATTON DRIVE
BUT I NEED A VACATION
FROM MY LIFE
DON'T EVEN
GET ME STARTED ON
SATURDAYS
ALL I DO IS REARRANGE
THE CLUTTER
AY I INVENTED
SHABBY CHIC
AND WHO WANTS TO MOW
WHEN IT'S SO DANG HOT
ME AND BABY
GOT A THEORY ABOUT
OUR LITTLE
HALF-ACRE LOT
IF IT BLOOMS
IT'S NOT A WEED
OH OH HOH
I NEED A VACATION
FROM MY LIFE
ME AND MY HUSBAND
WE NEED A WIFE
SOMEBODY WHOSE
SOLE AMBITION
IS LAUNDRY
I WANNA FALL ASLEEP
ON MY PATIO SWING
WHILE SOMEBODY ELSE
DOES THE DISHES
AND CLEANS
MARIACHIS
COULD STROLL
THROUGH THE YARD
AND PLAY SOFTLY
WOULDN'T EVEN
HAVE TO LEAVE
TWENTY-FIVE
TWENTY-THREE
GENERAL GEORGE
PATTON DRIVE
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
I NEED A VACATION
FROM MY LIFE
ME AND MY HUSBAND
WE NEED A WIFE
SOMEBODY WHOSE
SOLE AMBITION
IS LAUNDRY
I WANNA FALL ASLEEP
ON MY PATIO SWING
WHILE SOMEBODY ELSE
DOES THE DISHES
AND CLEANS
MARIACHIS
COULD STROLL
THROUGH THE YARD
AND PLAY SOFTLY
WOULDN'T EVEN
HAVE TO LEAVE
MID-STATE TENNESSEE
TWENTY-FIVE
TWENTY-THREE
GENERAL GEORGE
PATTON DRIVE
BUT I NEED A VACATION
FROM MY LIFE
OH OH HOH
I NEED A VACATION
FROM MY LIFE
THAT'S RIGHT