When the outside
temperature rises
And the meaning
is oh so clear
One thousand and one
yellow daffodils
Begin to dance
in front of you
oh dear
Are they trying
to tell you something
You're missing that
one final screw
You're simply not
in the pink my dear
To be honest
you haven't
got a clue
I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened
happened
It finally happened
ooh oh
It finally happened
I'm slightly ma...d
Oh dear!
I'm one card short
of a full deck
I'm not quite
the shilling
One wave short
of a shipwreck
I'm not my usual
top billing
I'm coming down
with a fever
I'm really out to sea
This kettle is
boiling over
I think I'm
a banana tree
Oh dear!
I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened
happened
It finally happened
oh ooh
It finally happened
I'm slightly ma....d
Oh dear!
Ooh ooh ah ah
Ooh ooh ah ah
I'm knitting with
only one needle
Unravelling fast
it's true
I'm driving only
three wheels
these days
But my dear
how about you
I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened
happened
It finally happened
oh ooh
It finally happened
I'm slightly ma....d
just very slightly ma...d
and there you have it