Right what we
got today then
Well
we got some half
priced cracked ice
Miles and miles
of carpet tiles
TV's
Deep-Freeze
Them David Bowie LPs
Ball Games
Gold Chains
Whatsanames
And at a push
Some Trevor Francis
track suits from a mush
in Shepherds Bush,
Bush, bush, bush, bush,
bush, bush, bush
No income tax,
no V.A.T
No money back,
no guarantee
Black or white
Rich or broke
We'll cut prices
at a stroke
God bless Hooky Street
Viva Hooky Street
Long live Hooky Street
C'est magnifique,
Hooky Street
Magnifique
Hooky Street
Hooky Street
Hooky Street
Stick a Pony
in my Pocket
I'll fetch the Suitcase
from the Van
Cus if you want the
best-uns and you don't
ask questions then
brother
I'm your man
Cus where it all
comes from is a
Mystery
It's like the changing
of the seasons
And the tides
of the sea
But here's the one
that's driving me
berserk
Why do only fools
and horses work?
La-lala-la la
Lala-la-la-la
Lala-la-la
Lala-la-la-la
Lala-la-la
Lala-la-la-la
Why do only fools
and horses work?
God bless Hooky Street
Long live Hooky Street
Viva Hooky Street
They got some hub
caps, cap flaps, an
ugly pack of
bloke slacks
A job lot,
a tea pot something
for your dry rot
Nap sacks,
Slack Jacks and at
a price that satisfies
Stand by,
Surply, A Spanish
Fly for you
They got some
ox pans, hand fans,
rat stands and
all that game
A tambourine,
Vasoline and something
for your back pain
Bow Ties,
Pork Pies,
Silk Hankies
for your Coat
And 20 crates of
Pucker Blanc from a
twonk in Mont Blanc
Blanc, Blanc, Blanc,
Blanc, Twonk, Twonk,
Twonk
No income tax, no V.A.T
No money back,
no guarantee
Black or white,
Rich or broke
We'll cut prices at
a stroke
Cus where it all
comes from is a
Mystery
It's like the changing
of the seasons
And the tides of
the sea
But here's the one
that's driving me
berserk
Why do only fools
and horses work?
La-lala-la la
Lala-la-la-la
Lala-la-la
Lala-la-la-la
Lala-la-la
Lala-la-la-la
Why do only fools and
horses work?