I'm through with
Standing in line
To clubs I'll
Never get in
It's like the bottom
Of the ninth
And I'm never
Gonna win
This life hasn't
Turned out
Quite the way
I want it to be
I want a brand new house
On an episode of cribs
And a bathroom
I can play baseball in
And a king size tub
Big enough for
Ten plus me
I'll need a a credit card
That's got no limit
And a big black jet
With a bedroom in it
Gonna join the
Mile high club
At thirty-seven
Thousand feet
I want a new tour bus
Full of old guitars
My own star on
Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between
Cher and James Dean
Is fine for me
I'm gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair
And change my name
'cos we all just
Wanna be
Big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses
Driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy
And the drugs
Come cheap
We'll all stay skinny
'cos we just won't eat
And we'll
Hang out in the
Coolest bars in the VIP
With the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair
And we'll
Hey hey
I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey
I wanna be a rockstar
I wanna be great like Elvis
Without the tassels
Hire eight bodyguards
That love to beat up
Assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals
For free
I'm gonna dress my ass
With the latest fashion
Get a front door key
To the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centrefold
That loves to blow
My money for me
I'm gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair
And change my name
'cos we all just wanna
Be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses
Driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy
And the drugs
Come cheap
We'll all stay skinny
'cos we just won't eat
And we'll
Hang out in the
Coolest bars in the VIP
With the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach
Blond hair
And we'll
Hide out in the
Private rooms
With the latest dictionary
Of today's who's who
They'll get you anything
With that evil smile
Everybody's got
A drug dealer
On speed dial well
Hey hey
I wanna be a rockstar
I'm gonna sing
Those songs
That offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills
From a Pez dispenser
Get washed-up
Singers writing all my songs
Lip sync 'em every night
So I don't get 'em wrong
Well we all just wanna
Be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses
Driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy
And the drugs
Come cheap
We'll all stay skinny
'cos we just won't eat
And we'll
Hang out in the
Coolest bars in the VIP
With the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach
Blond hair
And we'll
Hide out in the
Private rooms
With the latest dictionary
Of today's who's who
They'll get you anything
With that evil smile
Everybody's got
A drug dealer
On speed dial well
Hey hey
I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey
I wanna be a rockstar