Three important rules
for breaking up
Don't put off breaking up
when you know
you want to
Prolonging the situation
only makes it worse
Tell him honestly
simply kindly
but
Don't make
a big production
Don't make up
an elaborate story
This will help you avoid
a big tear jerking scene
If you want to date
other people
say so
Be prepared
for the boy to feel
hurt and rejected
Even if you've
gone together
for only a short time
And haven't been
too serious
There's still a feeling
of rejection
When someone says
she prefers the company
of others
To your exclusive company
But if you're honest
and direct
And avoid making
a flowery emotional speech
When you break the news
The boy will respect you
for your frankness
And honestly
he'll appreciate
the kind and
Straightforward manner
in which
you told him your decision
Unless he's a real jerk
or a crybaby
I'm head of the class
I'm popular
I'm a quarterback
I'm popular
My mom says
I'm a catch
I'm popular
I'm never last picked
I got a cheerleading
chick
Being attractive
is the most
important thing
there is
If you wanna catch
the biggest fish
in your pond
You have to be
as attractive
as possible
Make sure to keep
your hair spotless
and clean
Wash it at least every
two weeks
Once every two weeks
And if you see
Johnny Football Hero
in the hall
Tell him he played
a great game
Tell him you liked
his article
I'm the party star
I'm popular
I've got my own car
I'm popular
I'll never get caught
I'm popular
I make football bets
I'm the teacher's pet
I propose we support
a one month limit
on going steady
I think it would keep people
more able to deal
with weird situations
And get to know more people
I think if you're ready
to go out with Johnny
Now's the time to tell him
about your one month limit
He won't mind
he'll appreciate your
fresh look on dating
And once you've
dated someone else
you can date him again
I'm sure he'll like it
Everyone will appreciate it
You're so novel
what a good idea
You can keep your
time to yourself
You don't need
date insurance
You can go out with
whoever you want to
Every boy
every boy in
the whole world
could be yours
If you'll just listen
to my plan
The teenage
guide to popularity
I'm head of the class
I'm popular
I'm a quarterback
I'm popular
My mom says
I'm a catch
I'm popular
I'm never last picked
I'm a cheerleading
chick
I'm the party star
I'm popular
I've got my own car
I'm popular
I'll never get caught
I'm popular
I'm the teacher's pet
I make football bets