The date started off
so well
Begin my night
not expecting the fright
of my life
She was perfect
from what I could tell
How could I not see
the danger
right in front of me
My favorite food is fish
Baby that's my favorite too
I love cartoon dogs
Baby I love Scooby Doo
Hey girl
what's your favorite film
She said
the best movie of all
the best movie of all
A masterpiece of art called
A masterpiece of art called
Human Centipede
Human Centipede
I think that I'm gonna get
murdered tonight
Human Centipede
Not ironically
She said
The costume design
was a highlight
I like it for the plot
Tell me what the plot's about
German doctor sews three people
ass to mouth
Cool
Human Centipede
Human Centipede
Please God save me
I think that's a red flag
I don't want to get stabbed
She said
Human Centipede
is a tour de force
I think
Holy shit
I'm gonna be
the main course
She said
I admire
the narrative
of character growth
I try
to get the waiter's attention
by blinking in morse code
Why are you
blinking so much
I've got something
in my eye
Here let me get it out
No thank you
I don't wanna die
Bonjour
sir was blinking at me
Is this because
your date is a freak
No
Very good
then bon appétit
Stop hiding behind your silly
made-up red flag
to not take a chance
on the best relationship
you never had
Maybe you're right
and I'm looking for excuses
My heart's got bruises
but I'm ready to
choose this love
You could be my world
the love of my life
One day we'll get married
One day we'll get married
and be husband and wife
and be husband and wife
With a tasteful ceremony
and the wedding
of our dreams
Only if the wedding is themed
Tell me what the theme's gonna be
Human Centipede
Human Centipede
That way we could
save on the catering bill
Human Centipede
Only one mouth to feed
If you are the best man
you know the deal
Pucker up
I can finally open myself
up to love
I can finally sew a mouth
to a butt
Human Centipede
Human Centipede