WELL, TAMATOA
HASN'T ALWAYS BEEN THIS GLAM
I WAS A DRAB LITTLE CRAB ONCE
NOW I KNOW
I CAN BE HAPPY AS A CLAM
BECAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL, BABY
DID YOUR GRANNY SAY
LISTEN TO YOUR HEART
BE WHO YOU ARE ON THE INSIDE
I NEED THREE WORDS
TO TEAR HER ARGUMENT APART
YOUR GRANNY LIED
I'D RATHER BE SHINY
LIKE A TREASURE
FROM A SUNKEN PIRATE WRECK
SCRUB THE DECK
AND MAKE IT LOOK SHINY
I WILL SPARKLE LIKE
A WEALTHY WOMAN'S NECK, CHK!
JUST A SEC, DON'T YOU KNOW
FISH ARE DUMB, DUMB, DUMB
THEY CHASE ANYTHIN'
THAT GLITTERS, BEGINNERS
OH, AND HERE THEY
COME, COME, COME
TO THE BRIGHTEST THING THAT
GLITTERS, MMM, FISH DINNERS
I JUST LOVE FREE FOOD
AND YOU LOOK LIKE SEAFOOD
WELL, WELL, WELL
LITTLE MAUI'S HAVIN'
TROUBLE WITH HIS LOOK
YOU LITTLE SEMI-DEMI-MINI-GOD
OUCH!
WHAT A TERRIBLE PERFORMANCE
GET THE HOOK! GET IT
YOU DON'T SWING IT
LIKE YOU USED TO, MAN
YET I HAVE TO GIVE YOU
CREDIT FOR MY START
AND YOUR TATTOOS
ON THE OUTSIDE
FOR JUST LIKE YOU
I MADE MYSELF A WORK OF ART
I'LL NEVER HIDE
I CAN'T, I'M TOO SHINY
WATCH ME DAZZLE
LIKE A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH
STRUT MY STUFF
MY STUFF IS SO SHINY
SEND YOUR ARMIES
BUT THEY'LL NEVER BE ENOUGH
MY SHELL'S TOO TOUGH
MAUI, MAN
YOU CAN TRY, TRY, TRY
BUT YOU CAN'T EXPECT
A DEMI-GOD
TO BEAT A DECAPOD, LOOK IT UP!
YOU WILL DIE, DIE, DIE
NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME
TO TAKE APART
YOUR ACHIN' HEART
FAR FROM THE ONES
WHO ABANDONED YOU
CHASIN' THE LOVE
OF THESE HUMANS
WHO'VE MADE YOU FEEL WANTED
YOU TRY TO BE TOUGH
BUT YOUR ARMOUR'S
JUST NOT HARD ENOUGH
MAUI!
NOW IT'S TIME
TO KICK YOUR HINEY
EVER SEEN SOMEONE SO SHINY
SOAK IT IN, 'CAUSE IT'S
THE LAST YOU'LL EVER SEE
C'EST LA VIE, MON AMI
I'M SO SHINY
NOW I'LL EAT YOU
SO, PREPARE YOUR FINAL PLEA
JUST FOR ME
YOU'LL NEVER BE QUITE AS SHINY
YOU'LL WISH YOU WERE
NICE AND SHINY...