Pardon me Miss
But I've never done
This with a real
Live girl
Straight off the
Farm with an
Actual arm full of
Real live girl
Pardon me
If your
Affectionate squeeze
Fogs up my goggles
And buckles
My knees
I'm simply drowned
In the sight
And the sound
And the scent
And the feel of
A real live girl
Speakin' of miracles
This must be it
Just when I
Started to learn
How to knit
I'm all in stitches
From finding
What riches a
Dance can reveal..
With a
Real live girl
Real live girl
Real live girl..