I've saved a little bit
of money from Christmas gone
What with my Birthday
nearly due
I'm dressing up as guy
in the shopping arcade
Have you a penny
for a boy named blue
I've seen it advertised
on TV shows
Flashed up
on the evening news
My local MP said
I should grin and bear it
But I'd rather go
and blow her fuse
Right on right off
Right off right on
Right on right off
Right on right off
Let me tell you
a little tale of naughty's
On the estate I used to loathe
I aimed thirty rockets
at a Shilling each
You should have seen
their front door's go
Right on right off
Right off right on
Right on right off
Right off right on
Let it talk CB yeah
Fireball XL sitting
in the window
Just waiting for
a match to come
You're looking so so sad
in your pretty coloured frock
Don't let that make up
on your eye balls run
I got my little lot of money
from a cherished friend
His name was piggy
but he wasn't to know
He hit my god-damn hammer
like a wall of bricks
You should have seen
his pig tail go
Right on right off
Right off right on
Right on right off
Right off right on yeah
Fireball XL propped up
at my window
Wondering what on earth
it's to do
Now that it's gone from the window
of the shopping arcade
Everybody's looking for
a boy named blue
Blue who blue who
Blue who blue who
Blue who blue who
Blue who blue who
Quack quack quack quack
Oink oink oink oink
Woof woof woof woof
Bridit bridit bridit bridit
Albert albert
Don't call us
we'll call you you