OH ME OH MY OH YOU
WHATEVER SHALL I DO
HALLELUJAH
THE QUESTION
IS PECULIAR
I'D GIVE A LOT OF DOUGH
IF ONLY I COULD KNOW
THE ANSWER
TO MY QUESTION
IS IT YES OR IS IT NO
DOES YOUR CHEWING
GUM LOSE IT'S FLAVOR
ON THE BED POST
OVERNIGHT
IF YOUR MOTHER SAYS
DON'T CHEW IT
DO YOU SWALLOW IT
IN SPITE
CAN YOU CATCH IT
ON YOUR TONSILS
CAN YOU HEAVE IT
LEFT AND RIGHT
DOES YOUR
CHEWING GUM
LOSE IT'S FLAVOR
ON THE BED POST
OVERNIGHT
HERE COMES THE
BLUSHING BRIDE
THE GROOM IS
BY HER SIDE
UP TO THE ALTAR
JUST AS STEADY
AS GIBRALTAR
WELL THE GROOM
HAS GOT THE RING
AND IT'S SUCH
A PRETTY THING
BUT AS HE SLIPS IT ON
HER FINGER
THE CHOIR BEGINS
TO SING
DOES YOUR
CHEWING GUM
LOSE IT'S FLAVOR
ON THE BED POST
OVERNIGHT
IF YOUR MOTHER SAYS
DON'T CHEW IT
DO YOU SWALLOW IT
IN SPITE
CAN YOU CATCH IT
ON YOUR TONSILS
CAN YOU HEAVE IT
LEFT AND RIGHT
DOES YOUR CHEWING
GUM LOSE IT'S FLAVOR
ON THE BED POST
OVERNIGHT
NOW THE NATION
RISES AS ONE
TO SEND THEIR
HONORED SON
UP TO THE WHITE HOUSE
YEAH THE NATION'S
ONLY WHITE HOUSE
TO VOICE THEIR
DISCONTENT
UNTO THE PRESIDENT
THE ONLY BURNING
QUESTION
ONE HAS SWEPT
THIS CONTINENT
IF TIN WHISTLES
ARE MADE OF TIN
WHAT DO THEY MAKE
FOG HORNS OUT OF
FOG IRON
DOES YOUR CHEWING
GUM LOSE IT'S FLAVOR
ON THE BED POST
OVERNIGHT
IF YOUR MOTHER SAYS
DON'T CHEW IT
DO YOU SWALLOW IT
IN SPITE
CAN YOU CATCH IT
ON YOUR TONSILS
CAN YOU HEAVE IT
LEFT AND RIGHT
DOES YOUR CHEWING
GUM LOSE IT'S FLAVOR
ON THE BED POST
OVERNIGHT
ON THE BED POST
OVERNIGHT
YOU KNOW THAT
I LOVE YOU
AND I WANT TO
HOLD YOU TIGHT
A MONDAY TUESDAY
WEDNESDAY THURSDAY
FRIDAY SATURDAY NIGHT
ON THE BED POST
OVERNIGHT
A DOLLAR IS A DOLLAR
AND A DIME IS A DIME
HE'D SING ANOTHER
CHORUS
BUT HE HASN'T
GOT THE TIME
ON THE BED POST
OVERNIGHT