Tell me is love
still a popular suggestion
or merely an obsolete art
Forgive me for asking
this simple question
I'm unfamiliar with his heart
I am a stranger here myself
Why is it wrong
to murmur I adore him
when it's shamefully
obvious I do
Does love embarrass him
or does it bore him
I'm only waiting for my queue
I'm a stranger here myself
I dream of a day
of a gay warm day
with my face between his hands
Have I missed the path
have I gone astray
I ask and no one understands
Love me or leave me
that seems to be the question
I don't know the tactics to use
But if he should offer
a personal suggestion
how could I possibly refuse
when I'm a stranger here myself
Please tell me
tell a stranger
my curiosity goaded
is there really any danger
that love is now outmoded
I'm interested especially
in knowing
why you waste it
true romance is so freshly
with what have you replaced it
What is your latest foible
Is gin rummy more exquisite
Is skiing more enjoyable
for heaven sakes what is it
I can't believe
that love has lost its glamour
that passion is really passe
If gender is just
a term in grammar
How can I ever find my way
since I'm a stranger here myself
How can he ignore my
available condition
why these Victorian views
You see here before you
a woman with a mission
I must discover
the key to his ignition
And then if he should make
a diplomatic proposition
How could I possibly refuse
How could I possibly refuse
when I'm a stranger here myself