Elphie now that we're friends
I've decided to make
you my new project
You really don't
have to do that
I know that's what
makes me so nice
Whenever I see someone
less fortunate than I
And let's face it who
isn't less fortunate than I
My tender heart tends
to start to bleed
And when someone
needs a makeover
I simply have to take over
I know I know exactly
what they need
And even in
your case
Though it's the toughest
case I've yet to face
Don't worry I'm
determined
to succeed
Follow my lead
and yes indeed
you will be
Popular
you're gonna
be popular
I'll teach you the
proper poise when you talk
to boys little ways to
flirt and flounce
ooh
I'll show you what
shoes to wear
how to fix your hair
Everything that
really counts to be
popular
I'll help you be popular
you'll hang with
the right cohorts
You'll be good at sports
know the slang
you've got to know
so let's start
Cause you've got an
awfully long way to go
Don't be offended
by my frank analysis
think of it as
personality dialysis
Now that I've chosen to
become a pal a sister
and advisor there's
nobody wiser not when
it comes to popular
I know about popular
and with an assist
from me to be
who you'll be
Instead of dreary
who you were
well are
There's nothing
that can stop you
from becoming
popular lar
La la la la
we're gonna make
you pop you lar
When I see depressing
creatures with
unprepossessing features
I remind them on
their own behalf
To think of
celebrated heads of
state or specially
great communicators
Did they have
brains or knowledge
don't make me laugh
They were popular
please it's all
about popular
It's not about aptitude
it's the way you're viewed
so it's very shrewd to be
Very very popular
like me
Why Miss Elphaba
look at you
you're beautiful
I I have to go
you're welcome
And though you protest
your disinterest
I know clandestinely
You're gonna grin
and bear it your
new found popularity
aah
La la la la
you'll be popular
Just not quite
as popular as me