THERE'S A GENTLEMAN
THAT'S GOIN' 'ROUND
TURNIN' THE JOINT UPSIDE DOWN
STOOL PIGEON
HA-CHA-CHA-CHA
HE'S AN OLD EX-CON
THAT'S BEEN AWAY
NOW HE'S BACK, NO ONE'S SAFE
STOOL PIGEON
HA-CHA-CHA-CHA
IF YOU WANNA SQUEAL
SAID THE F.B.I.
WE CAN MAKE A DEAL
MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE
SO, HE TOLD IT ALL
AND IN RETURN
HE GOT A CREDIT CARD
AND A THUNDERBIRD
AND THE MAXIMUM SECURITY
EVEN AFTER PLASTIC SURGERY
SO, GO ON AND SQUEAL
SAID THE F.B.I.
WE CAN MAKE A DEAL
MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE
THERE'S A GENTLEMAN
THAT'S GOIN' 'ROUND
TURNIN' THE JOINT UPSIDE DOWN
STOOL PIGEON
HA-CHA-CHA-CHA
HE'S AN OLD EX-CON
THAT'S BEEN AWAY
NOW HE'S BACK, NO ONE'S SAFE
STOOL PIGEON
HA-CHA-CHA-CHA
AFTER ALL THE TALK
THEN THEY WIRED HIM
AND HE TOOK A WALK
WITH HIS CROOKED FRIENDS
THEN THEY JOKED ABOUT
THE GOOD OLD DAYS
AND HE RECORDED IT
ON A REEL OF TAPE
HE CAUGHT THE MUG
WHO DID THE FORGERY
AND THE BABE IN CHARGE
OF LARCENY
SO, THE F.B.I.
THEY REWARDED HIM
BECAUSE THEY LIKE A GUY
WHO WILL STAB A FRIEND
THERE'S A GENTLEMAN
THAT'S GOIN' 'ROUND
TURNIN' THE JOINT UPSIDE DOWN
STOOL PIGEON
HA-CHA-CHA-CHA
HE'S AN OLD EX-CON
THAT'S BEEN AWAY
NOW HE'S BACK, NO ONE'S SAFE
STOOL PIGEON
HA-CHA-CHA-CHA
THERE'S A GENTLEMAN
THAT'S GOIN' 'ROUND
TURNIN' THE JOINT UPSIDE DOWN
STOOL PIGEON
HA-CHA-CHA-CHA
HE'S AN OLD EX-CON
THAT'S BEEN AWAY
NOW HE'S BACK, NO ONE'S SAFE
STOOL PIGEON
HA-CHA-CHA-CHA
IF YOU WANNA SQUEAL
SAID THE F.B.I.
WE CAN MAKE A DEAL
MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE
SO, HE TOLD IT ALL
AND IN RETURN
HE GOT A CREDIT CARD
AND A THUNDERBIRD
HE GOT A SPANKIN' NEW IDENTITY
AND A CONDO DOWN IN MIAMI
HE BOUGHT A PLANE
A BOAT AND JEWELLERY
BUT HE COULDN'T BUY
ANY COMPANY
THERE'S A GENTLEMAN
THAT'S GOIN' 'ROUND
TURNIN' THE JOINT UPSIDE DOWN
STOOL PIGEON
HA-CHA-CHA-CHA
HE'S AN OLD EX-CON
THAT'S BEEN AWAY
NOW HE'S BACK, NO ONE'S SAFE
STOOL PIGEON
HA-CHA-CHA-CHA