Yolo
You only live once.
The battle cry of a
generation.
This life is a precious gift.
So don't get too crazy,
it's not worth the risk.
You know that we are
still young. So don't be
dumb. Don't trust anyone,
cause you only live once.
Ugh! You only live once,
thats the motto. So take a
chill pill, ease off the
throttle.
Never go to loud clubs
cause it's bad
for your ears.
Your friends will all
be sorry when they
can't hear.
And stay the hell away
from drugs, cause they're
not legal. Then bury all
your money in the
backyard like a beagle.
Cause you should never
trust a bank. They've been
known to fail.
And never travel by car,
a bus, boat or by rail.
And don't travel by plane.
And don't travel at all.
Build a bomb shelter
basement with
titanium walls.
And where titanium suits
in case pianos fall on ya.
And never go in saunas
cause they're crawlin'
with piranhas.
And never take the stairs
cause they're often unsafe
You only live once,
don't let it go to waste.
You know that we
are still young, so hold off
on the fun. Cook your
meat 'til it's done, cause
you only live once.
Yeah, and here's another
piece of advice.
Stay away from kids,
cause their hair is filled
with mad lice.
There's no such thing
as too much purell.
This a cautionary tale,
word to George Orwell.
So don't 1980 force
any plugs into sockets.
Always wear a chastity
belt and triple lock it.
Then hire a taster make
him check your food for
poison. And if you think
your mailman is a spy,
then destroy him.
No blankets or pajamas
they can choke you in
your sleep. Two words
about furniture:
killing machines.
Board your windows up.
The sun is bad for your
health. And always wear a
straight jacket, so you're
safe from yourself.
Ah ha, take no chances.
Stop freelancin',
invest in your future,
don't dilute your finances.
401k,
make sure it's low risk
then get some real estate
4.2% thirty year mortgage
that's important,
that's a great deal and if
you can't afford it, don't
forge it on your last bill
Renting is for suckers
right now a dependable
savings, and you'll retire
with money in your
account. Beast.
Yolo, say no, no.
Isolate yourself
and just roll solo,
be care-folo
You oughta look out
also stands for Yolo.
You know that we
are still young.
Burn the prints off your
thumbs. Then pull out all
your teeth, so you can't
bite your tongue.
Only on this earth
for a short time, time.
So don't go outside,
cause you don't want to
die, die.
Just take our advice
and hide and scream
Yolo to the sky.
You oughta look out.