If you save yourself
for marriage
You're a bore
If you don't save yourself
for marriage
You're a horrible person
If you won't have a drink
Then you're a prude
But they'll call you a drunk
As soon as you
down the first one
If you can't lose the weight
Then you're just fat
But if you lose too much
Then you're on crack
You're ****** if you do
And you're ****** if you don't
So you might as well just do
whatever you want so
Make lots of noise
Kiss lots of boys
Or kiss lots of girls
If that's somethin' you're into
When the straight and narrow
Gets a little too straight
Roll up * ***** or don't
Just follow your arrow
wherever it points yeah
Follow your arrow
wherever it points
If you don't go to church
You'll go to ****
If you're the first one
On the front row
You're a self-righteous
Son of a-
Can't win for losin'
You'll just disappoint 'em
Just 'cause you can't beat 'em
Don't mean you
should join 'em
So make lots of noise
Kiss lots of boys
Or kiss lots of girls
If that's somethin' you're into
When the straight and narrow
Gets a little too straight
Roll up * ***** or don't
Just follow your arrow
wherever it points yeah
Follow your arrow
wherever it points
Say what you think
Love who you love
'Cause you just get
so many trips 'round the sun
Yeah you only
Only live once
So make lots of noise
Kiss lots of boys
Or kiss lots of girls
If that's what you're into
When the straight and narrow
Gets a little too straight
Roll up * ***** I would
And follow your arrow
wherever it points yeah
Follow your arrow
wherever it points