YOU'RE THE REASON
I'M RIDIN' AROUND
ON RECAP TIRES
AND YOU'RE
THE REASON
I'M HANGIN'
ALL THE CLOTHES
OUTSIDE ON WIRES
AND YOU'RE
THE REASON
OUR KIDS ARE UGLY
LITTLE DARLING
AH BUT LOOKS
AIN'T EVERYTHING
AND MONEY AIN'T
EVERYTHING
BUT I LOVE YOU
JUST THE SAME
AND YOU'RE
THE REASON
I CHANGED FROM BEER
TO SODA POP
AND YOU'RE
THE REASON
I NEVER GET TO GO
TO THE BEAUTY SHOP
AND YOU'RE
THE REASON
OUR KIDS ARE UGLY
LITTLE DARLING
AH BUT LOOKS
AIN'T EVERYTHING
AND MONEY
AIN'T EVERYTHING
BUT I LOVE YOU
JUST THE SAME
I GUESS THAT
WE WON'T EVER HAVE
EVERYTHING WE NEED
'CAUSE WHEN WE
GET AHEAD
IT'S GOT
ANOTHER MOUTH
TO FEED
AND THAT'S THE REASON
WHY MY GOOD LOOKS
AND MY FIGURE IS GONE
AND THAT'S THE REASON
I AIN'T GOT NO HAIR
TO COMB
AND YOU'RE
THE REASON
OUR KIDS ARE UGLY
LITTLE DARLING
AH BUT LOOKS
AIN'T EVERYTHING
AND MONEY
AIN'T EVERYTHING
BUT I LOVE YOU
JUST THE SAME
DELBERT
WHY IN THE DEVIL
DON'T YOU GO UP
AND SHAVE
AND PUT ON A CLEAN
PAIR OF PANTS
WELL IF YOU'D GET THEM
CURLERS
OUT OF YOUR HAIR KASEY
AND PUT ON A LITTLE
MAKE-UP
WELL THEN MAYBE
I'D DRESS UP
A LITTLE BIT TOO
HUH WELL LET ME
TELL YOU SOMETHING
DELBERT
CONSIDERING
EVERYTHING
I WENT THROUGH TODAY
I LOOK LIKE A
MOVIE STAR
AH YEAH YOU DO
KING KONG
WHY THANK YOU
MISTER WHITE TRASH
AMERICA
BESIDES THAT
YOU KNOW
ALL OUR KIDS
TOOK AFTER
YOUR SIDE OF
THE FAMILY
OH THEY DID HUH
WELL HOW 'BOUT
THE ONES
WITH THE MUSTACHES
EXACTLY
WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT
HUH HUH HUH
OH YOU'RE COLD
BUT I STILL LOVE YA
EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE
A LITTLE ON
THE UGLY SIDE
WELL YOU KNOW
SOMETIMES
THERE'S SOMETHING
TO BE SAID FOR UGLY
YEAH LIKE
I CAN'T THINK OF
ANYTHING RIGHT OFF
BUT AH BUT YOU KNOW
I DO LOVE YA HONEY
I REALLY DO
YEAH AND BESIDES THAT
DARLING
YOU GOTTA ADMIT
OUR KIDS ARE MIGHTY
FETCHING
YEAH THEY ARE
FETCHING
FETCHING THE
NEWSPAPER
AND FETCHING
SOMETHING TO EAT
AND FETCHING MONEY
FROM ME
IS WHAT THEY'RE
FETCHING