You drink one
drink two
drink three
Long Island Iced Teas
But your buddy's
worse off
and he throws you
his car keys
Blue lights are blinking
four o'clock in the morn'
state trooper makes you
wish that you'd
never been born
Better call Saul
Better call Saul
You wanna tell the world
you're in love with
a girl named Fran
So you find an overpass
and say it with
a spray paint can
Blue lights start a-blinking
those handcuffs click
you know who to call
and you better call quick
Saul, Saul, you better call
Saul he'll fight for your
rights when your back's
to the wall stick it to the
man justice for all
You better call Saul
Shopping at the Walmart
short just
a couple of beans
There's a George
Foreman grill
down the back
of your blue jeans
They caught you at the
checkout the blue lights
blink only one got a call
'cause the others all stink
Better call Saul
Better call Saul
Better call Saul
Your husband disappeared
in the most
convenient way
Now your troubles
are gone
his insurance
will surely pay
You get to the bank
but the cops say "Whoa!"
Who you gonna dial
when they lock
you down cold?
Saul, Saul, you better call
Saul he'll fight for your
rights when your back's
to the wall stick it to the
man justice for all
You heard me
you better call Saul
Your customers are gone
and your store is
on the rocks
You spread around
the gas
'cause it's time
to torch the stock
But you gotta move quick
before you singe your
own hair who knew there
was a homeless guy
sleeping in there?
Better call Saul
Better call Saul
Better call Saul
FBI finds kids trapped
in your creepy van
And you stay real cool
tell them you're
the ice cream man
But all that crying
just gave you away
Who you gonna call
to skip a prison stay?
Saul, Saul, you better call
Saul he'll fight for your
rights when your back's
to the wall stick it to the
man justice for all
You'd better call Saul
You'd best call now
you hear?