MOE I SAW IT
ON THE T.V.
AND I THOUGHT
IT WAS A SHAME
IT WAS A MAN
DRESSED LIKE A WOMAN
AND HE HAD
A BOY'S NAME
WELL I HEARD IT
ON THE RADIO
WHILE I WAS IN THE TUB
NOW JOE
WHAT IN THE WORLD
IS THIS THING
THEY CALL
THE CULTURE CLUB
WELL IT'S SOME OL' BOY
FROM ENGLAND MOE
AND HE'S MAKIN'
A MILLION BUCKS
JOE WE'LL NEVER
MAKE A MILLION
DRIVIN' THESE OL' TRUCKS
TOO MANY NIGHTS
OF DRINKIN'
LOSIN' FOOTBALL BETS
LATELY
WE'D DO ANYTHING
TO GET US OUT OF DEBT
WHERE'S THE DRESS
GIVE ME
THEM HIGH HEEL SHOES
WHERE'S THE DRESS
WE'LL BE
MONEY MAKIN' FOOLS
WE MIGHT CLOSE
THE BARS DOWN
AND CAUSE A FEW
ARRESTS
BUT IF IT MAKES
SOME MONEY
TELL ME
WHERE'S THE DRESS
WELL I'LL HIRE ME A NURSE
TO TOTE MY PURSE
AND I'LL KEEP IT
FULL OF BEER
YEAH AND I'LL HAVE A GIRL
TO DRIVE MY TRUCK AND
ONE TO TEASE MY HAIR
WE CAN STILL GO FISHIN'
AND WEAR OUR
OLD BLUE JEANS
WHEN IT COMES
TO SHOWTIME
WE'LL BE
COUNTRY QUEENS
WHERE'S THE DRESS
GIVE ME
THEM HIGH HEEL SHOES
WHERE'S THE DRESS
WE'LL BE
MONEY MAKIN' FOOLS
WE MIGHT
CLOSE THE BARS DOWN
AND CAUSE
A FEW ARRESTS
WELL IF IT MAKES
SOME MONEY
TELL ME
WHERE'S THE DRESS
WHERE'S THE DRESS
MOE NOW WE GOTTA GO
TO KMART RIGHT NOW
TO GET SOME LIPSTICK
AND SOME ROUGE
HEY JOE
WHY DON'T WE
DO THIS THING UPRIGHT
AND GET SOME OF THEM
OSTRICH PLUMES
YA KNOW
I WAS WONDERIN'
IF THEY MADE
A PINK PUMP
IN A SIZE TWELVE
MOE
YOU DON'T THINK
THAT OL' BOY
OVER IN ENGLAND
SHAVES HIS LEGS
DO YA JOE
WELL I DON'T KNOW MOE
BUT IT'D TAKE A
BUSH HOG TO CUT
THE HAIR OFF OUR LEGS
OH I CAN SEE IT NOW
BOY MOE BOY JOE
ON THE GRAND OLE OPRY
UH UH MOE
I DON'T THINK OLE ROY
WOULD LIKE THAT AT ALL
UH UH NO
NO WAY MOE
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YA
JOE
IN ONE OF THEM
CROSS YOUR HEART
BRASSIERES YEAH
I TELL YOU WHAT MOE
YOU'RE GONNA
LOOK GOOD IN THOSE
PINK PANTY HOSE