SHE SAID, I'M GOIN' OUT
WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS
FOR MARGARITAS
AT THE HOLIDAY INN
AND OH, HAVE MERCY
MY ONLY THOUGHT
WAS TEQUILA MAKES
HER CLOTHES FALL OFF
I TOLD HER
PUT AN EXTRA LAYER ON
I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN SHE DRINKS PATRON
HER CLOSET'S MISSIN'
HALF THE THINGS SHE BOUGHT
YEAH, TEQUILA MAKES
HER CLOTHES FALL OFF
SHE'LL START BY KICKIN'
OUT OF HER SHOES
LOSE AN EARRING IN HER DRINK
LEAVE HER JACKET
IN THE BATHROOM STALL
DROP A CONTACT DOWN THE SINK
THEM PANTY HOSE
AIN'T GONNA LAST TOO LONG
IF THE D.J. PUTS BON JOVI ON
SHE MIGHT COME HOME
IN A TABLE CLOTH
YEAH, TEQUILA MAKES
HER CLOTHES FALL OFF
WOAH-OH!
SHE CAN HANDLE
ANY CHAMPAGNE BRUNCH
A BRIDAL SHOWER
WITH BACARDI PUNCH
JELLO SHOOTERS
FULL OF SMIRNOFF
BUT TEQUILA MAKES
HER CLOTHES FALL OFF
SHE'LL START BY KICKIN'
OUT OF HER SHOES
LOSE AN EARRING IN HER DRINK
LEAVE HER JACKET
IN THE BATHROOM STALL
DROP A CONTACT DOWN THE SINK
SHE DON'T MEAN NOTHIN'
SHE'S JUST HAVIN' FUN
TOMORROW SHE'LL SAY
OH, WHAT HAVE I DONE
HER FRIENDS WILL JOKE
ABOUT THE STUFF SHE LOST
YEAH, TEQUILA MAKES
HER CLOTHES FALL OFF
OH, TEQUILA MAKES
HER CLOTHES FALL OFF
OH, TEQUILA MAKES
HER CLOTHES FALL OFF