'A HERE I SIT
A NOBODY WITH NO ONE
AND BEIN' ME
AIN'T REALLY
ALL THAT FUN
LEAVIN' HER
WASN'T VERY SMART
ADMITTIN' I WAS WRONG
WOULDN'T BE SO HARD
IF IT WAS COOL
TO BE A FOOL I'D BE
THE HIPPEST GUY AROUND
IF A HEARTACHE
MADE YOU FAMOUS
I'D BE KNOWN
FROM TOWN TO TOWN
IF TEARS
WERE MADE OF PENNIES
AND A COLD BEER
BROUGHT HER BACK
MY BANK ACCOUNT
AND SELF ESTEEM
WOULD BOTH BE
IN THE BLACK
AND IF SOME
HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER
MADE A MOVIE
THAT WAS SAD
ABOUT SOME GUY
WHO LOST
THE BEST THING
HE EVER HAD
HEY I COULD BE A STAR
IF IT WAS COOL
TO BE A FOOL
BUT WE ALL KNOW
THE WAY IT REALLY IS
YOU DON'T
GET RECOGNIZED
FOR DOIN' THINGS
LIKE THIS
YOU SPEND A LOT
OF TIME
FEELIN' SORRY
FOR YOURSELF
IT DOESN'T REALLY MEAN
THAT MUCH
TO ANYBODY ELSE
IF IT WAS COOL
TO BE A FOOL
I'D BE THE HIPPEST GUY
AROUND
IF HEARTACHE
MADE YOU FAMOUS
I'D BE KNOWN
FROM TOWN TO TOWN
IF TEARS
WERE MADE OF PENNIES
AND A COLD BEER
BROUGHT HER BACK
MY BANK ACCOUNT
AND SELF ESTEEM
WOULD BOTH BE
IN THE BLACK
IF SOME HOLLYWOOD
PRODUCER
MADE A MOVIE
THAT WAS SAD
ABOUT SOME GUY
WHO LOST
THE BEST THING
HE EVER HAD
HEY I COULD BE A STAR
IF IT WAS COOL
TO BE A FOOL
8 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
IF IT WAS COOL
TO BE A FOOL
I'D BE THE HIPPEST GUY
AROUND
IF HEARTACHE
MADE YOU FAMOUS
I'D BE KNOWN
FROM TOWN TO TOWN
IF TEARS WERE MADE
OF PENNIES
AND A COLD BEER
BROUGHT HER BACK
MY BANK ACCOUNT
AND SELF ESTEEM
WOULD BOTH BE
IN THE BLACK
AND IF SOME
HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER
MADE A MOVIE
THAT WAS SAD
ABOUT SOME GUY
WHO LOST
THE BEST THING
HE EVER HAD
HEY I COULD BE A STAR
IF IT WAS COOL
TO BE A FOOL
HEY I COULD BE A STAR
IF IT WAS COOL TO BE
A FOOL