She walks into Smokey's
One hip at a time
Like a broken field runner
Slippin' through the line
He likes the way she looks
So he calls the little wife
Says don't wait up for me
I'll be workin' late tonight
Wife hangs up the phone
Bursts into tears
Calls her sister up
And cries get over here
Sister tells her boyfriend
Be back in awhile
Boyfriend wants a beer
The store is just a mile
He leaves the motor runnin'
He'll only be a minute
His car drives away
with teenagers in it
The driver tells his buddies
Got one life to live
They scream into the night
Let's get it over with
'Cause and effect
Chain of events
All of the chaos
makes perfect sense
When you're spinnin' 'round
things come undone
Welcome to Earth
Third rock from the Sun
The kid guns the gas
Car starts to swerve
Heads for a semi-truck
Jumps the curb
Truck hits a Big Boy
in Shoney's parkin' lot
He flies through the air
Takes out the bank clock
Clock strikes a light pole
Transformer sparks
Lines go down
Town goes dark
Waitress calls the cops
Says she saw it all
Swears a giant alien
has landed at the mall
Cops ring up the Mayor
Says there's panic
in the streets
We hate to wake you up
But we can't find the chief
Mayor says use your head
if he ain't in his car
He's hidin' from his wife
down at Smokey's bar
'Cause and effect
Chain of events
All of the chaos
makes perfect sense
When you're spinnin' 'round
things come undone
Welcome to Earth
Third rock from the Sun
'Cause and effect
Chain of events
All of the chaos
makes perfect sense
When you're spinnin' 'round
things come undone
Welcome to Earth
Third rock from the Sun
Welcome to Earth
Third rock from the Sun
Welcome to Earth
Third rock from the Sun