Wake up Major
and stitch
on your hat
You fell out
of bed and
then you landed
in the cash
So what's in
your diary today
Call on your
main man
what can he
do for you
Hang out with stupid
so you can
tell him what to do
Major this is
your day
Livin' alone
In a jar
never gets you
very far
He can read your mind
make you feel alright
Sergeant Major
knows what you want
He knows
what you are
One day you'll
be a star
Yeah the Major
knows what you want
You take out
your paper
and throw it away
Everything's useless
ain't got a lot to say
and Major
this is your way
The Major is drowning
'cause he opened
his mouth
He starts to explain it
but nothin's comin' out
and Major
what can you say
Hope that you like
who you are
'Cause livin' alone
in a jar
never gets you
very far
He can read your mind
make you feel alright
Sergeant Major
knows what you want
He knows
what you are
One day you'll
be a star
Yeah the Major
knows what you want
I know you think
that you made it
I know what
I meant to say
while you looked
in the mirror
I was getting away
To you there is
nothing to say
Can read your mind
make you feel alright
Sergeant Major
knows what you want
He knows what you are
One day you'll
be a star
Yeah the Major
knows what you want
Whoo Whoo
Whoo Whoo