FOR THREE DAYS
WE'VE BEEN HAVIN'
A CONCRETE PORCH
PUT ON THE BACK
OF OUR HOUSE
FOR THREE DAYS
THERE'S BEEN
A CONCRETE TRUCK
PARKED IN MY
FRONT YARD
MY NEIGHBOR CAME OVER
THE OTHER DAY
AND HE GOES
YOU POURIN' CONCRETE
I SAID NO
WE'RE JUST MAKIN'
BIG MARGARITAS
HERE'S YOUR SIGN
MY TAN LINE STOPS
AT MY NECK
AND MY ARMS
I CAN BELCH
THE ALPHABET
AND THAT'S
ONE OF MY CHARMS
YEAH AND I CAN'T EAT
UNLESS I'M WATCHIN'
T.V.
THANKS TO MY BROTHER
MY CABLE IS FREE
AND OH I JUMP
TO MY FEET
WHEN THEY GO
THREE WIDE
WHEN DALE WON
DAYTONA
MAMA AN' 'EM CRIED
I'M JUST A BLUE COLLAR
REGULAR GUY
WORKIN' MAN STIFF
JUST TRYIN' TO GET BY
IF YOU THOUGHT
THE LAST FOUR WORDS
OF THE STAR SPANGLED
BANNER WERE
GENTLEMEN
START YOUR ENGINES
YOU MIGHT BE
A REDNECK
WELL I'M A DEER HUNTIN'
BASS FISHIN'
STRAIGHT SHOOTIN'
COUNTRY LOVIN'
BEST FRIEND
YOU EVER HAD
I LIKE BASEBALL
FOOTBALL
AND HOCKEY TOO
I GOTTA WORK
TO GET PAID
'CAUSE MY COLLAR
IS BLUE
IF YOU THINK A 4 0 1 K
IS YOUR
MOTHER-IN-LAW'S
BRA SIZE
YOU MIGHT BE
A REDNECK
WE GOT A STACK OF
DIRTY CLOTHES
AS HIGH AS THE HOUSE
OUR COMPUTER
DON'T WORK
'CAUSE THE CAT
ATE THE MOUSE
THERE'S THINGS
IN THE YARD
STARTIN' TO RUST
MY DOG'S HOUSE
USED TO BE
THE COUNTY SCHOOL BUS
WHEN I'M ORDERIN'
MY TEA
IT HAD BETTER BE SWEET
TO ME
STEAK TAR
TAR IS JUST RAW MEAT
I'M A BLUE COLLAR
JUST A REGULAR GUY
WORKIN' MAN STIFF
JUST TRYIN' TO GET BY
IF YOUR HONEYMOON
WAS FEATURED
ON TRUE STORIES
OF THE HIGHWAY PATROL
YOU MIGHT BE
A REDNECK
I'M A DEER HUNTIN'
BASS FISHIN'
STRAIGHT SHOOTIN'
COUNTRY LOVIN'
BEST FRIEND
YOU EVER HAD
I LIKE BASEBALL
FOOTBALL
AND HOCKEY TOO
I GOTTA WORK
TO GET PAID
'CAUSE MY COLLAR
IS BLUE
I LIKE BASEBALL
FOOTBALL
AND HOCKEY TOO
I GOTTA WORK
TO GET PAID
'CAUSE MY COLLAR
IS BLUE
WHEN I WAS IN
WASHINGTON D. C.
I'M USING THE PHONE
I GOT THE PHONE
IN MY HAND
A PUBLIC PHONE BOOTH
THE PHONE IS IN MY HAND
A MAN TAPS
ON THE GLASS AND SAYS
YOU USING THE PHONE
I SAID NO I'M SUPERMAN
I'M JUST LOOKIN'
FOR MY COSTUME
HERE'S YOUR SIGN