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WE GOT THE SEVEN-INCH SINGLE
THE LONG-PLAYIN' ALBUM
THE TWELVE-INCH DISCO MIX
JUST PUT IT ON THE JUKEBOX
GRAB YOURSELF A LAGER
SEE WHAT THE NEEDLE PREDICTS
WE HAD THE
COUNTRY AND WESTERN
A DODGY LITTLE SECTION
WITH JERRY LEE LEWIS AND GANG
FROM A JACK TO A KING
TO SECURE PRISON WING
BUT, STILL
THE WHOLE TAVERN, THEY SANG
DOLLY PARTON WAS QUEEN
BILLY JOEL, THE BOSS
WE WERE UPTOWN, DOWNTOWN
LITTLE BIT OF MOTOWN
WITH MARVIN GAYE
AND DIANA ROSS
ALL THE PUNTERS WOULD SING
YOU'D BE JOININ' IN TOO
RED, RED WINE
EVERYBODY HURTS
AND DON'T IT MAKE
YOUR BROWN EYES BLUE
SO, BARMAN, DON'T BE A TEASE
NOW WE'RE DOWN ON OUR KNEES
PLUG THAT WURLITZER BACK IN
FOR THE HES AND THE SHES...
WELL, WE'RE BEGGIN' YOU
PLEASE
FOR THE PETERS AND LEES
STICK ANOTHER 50P IN
AND MAKE IT
OUT AND OUT CHEESE
THEN THERE WERE
THE TIGHT-WADS
GOIN' TO THE JUKEBOX
PUT IN SOLITARY 5P
WORKED OUT THAT PINK FLOYD
ANYTHIN' BY MEATLOAF
WAS LONGER THAN
YOUR 10
ARGUIN' THE B-SIDE'S
BETTER THAN THE A-SIDE
DENYIN' ONE YOU
ACTUALLY PUT ON
PRETENDIN' THAT YOU HATE IT
YOU DON'T EVEN RATE IT
BUT CATCH YOURSELF
SINGIN' ALONG
NEIL DIAMOND WAS KING
ELTON JOHN, NUMBER ONE
IT WAS A WORKING-CLASS HYMN
BUT THE ONE CONGREGATION
THE CHURCH REALLY
WISHED THAT THEY'D GOT
WE SANG, GIVE PEACE A CHANCE
WITH YOKO ONO AND JOHN
WELL, SATURDAY NIGHT'S
ALRIGHT FOR FIGHTIN'
AND WHERE HAVE ALL
THE BOOT BOYS GONE
SO, BARMAN, DON'T BE A TEASE
NOW WE'RE DOWN ON OUR KNEES
PLUG THAT WURLITZER BACK IN
FOR THE HES AND THE SHES...
WELL, WE'RE BEGGIN' YOU
PLEASE
FOR THE PETERS AND LEES
STICK ANOTHER 50P IN
AND MAKE IT
OUT AND OUT CHEESE
SO, BARMAN, DON'T BE A TEASE
NOW WE'RE DOWN ON OUR KNEES
PLUG THAT WURLITZER BACK IN
FOR THE HES AND THE SHES...
WELL, WE'RE BEGGIN' YOU
PLEASE
FOR THE PETERS AND LEES
STICK ANOTHER 50P IN
AND MAKE IT
OUT AND OUT CHEESE