"A" IS FOR APRICOT
"B" IS FOR BLOSSOM
"C" IS FOR CANTALOUPE
"D" IS FOR
DOGGONED AWESOME
"E" IS EXTREMELY
BLESSED AND ENDOWED
"F" IS FOR FABULOUS
THAT'S WHAT
THIS SONG'S
ALL ABOUT
BIG-TOP WOMEN
SURE DO
BOUNCE AROUND
I LOVE TO SEE THEM
WALKIN' UP AND DOWN
THE STEPS OF
THE COURTHOUSE
MAKE YOU GO
DOWNTOWN
I HAD TO GET SOME
NEW TAGS
MY PLATES HAD DONE
RUN OUT
I HAD TO GET SOME
NEW TAGS
MY PLATES HAD DONE
RUN OUT
AND THE
TAX ASSESSOR
CERTAINLY LEFT
NO DOUBT
THAT THE
BIG-TOP WOMEN
SURE DO
BOUNCE AROUND
I LOVE TO SEE THEM
WALKIN' UP AND DOWN
BA BA BOOM
BA BA BOOM
BA BA BOOM
MAKE YOU GO
DOWNTOWN
I MET THIS
METER MAID NADINE
DIDN'T CARRY
NO GUN AROUND
BUT SHE WAS A-PACKIN'
SOME THIRTY-EIGHTS
TO MAKE ANY MAN
GET RIGHT DOWN
ON THE GROUND
NOW THE
BIG-TOP WOMEN
SURE DO
BOUNCE AROUND
I LOVE TO SEE THEM
WALKIN' UP AND DOWN
THE STEPS TO
THE COURTHOUSE
MAKES YOU WANNA
GET A TICKET AND
GO DOWNTOWN
I WENT DOWNTOWN
AFTER WORK
TO THE JOINT
CALLED THE HOTHOUSE
THEY HAD SOME
BIG-TOP WOMEN
THERE AND
OH NADINE CAME OUT
I SAID GIRL
YOU SURE LOOK FINE
WITH YOUR
UNIFORM GONE
SHE HAD
HUNDRED-DOLLAR BILLS
STUCK IN HER THONG
WELL THE
BIG-TOP WOMEN
SURE GOT IT
GOIN' ON
I SAID
"A" IS FOR APRICOT
"B" IS FOR BLOSSOM
"C" IS FOR CANTALOUPE
"D" IS
DOGGONED AWESOME
"E" IS EXTREMELY
BLESSED AND ENDOWED
"F" WILL MAKE YOU
JUMP UP AND SHOUT
BRING OUT THE "F" GIRLS
NADINE
YEAH THE
BIG-TOP WOMEN
SURE GOT IT GOIN' ON
BA BA BOOM